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American Apparel: I have enough intimacy issues without your creepy and near porno level advertising. Also, leggings are not "back"3:51 PM Jul 15th from web
Hipsters...that's about enough.2:49 PM Jul 15th from web
Enjoying the supreme court confirmation hearings. Haven't heard a good round of "blame Mexicans" in a while. I don't watch Lou dobbs.6:33 PM Jul 13th from Birdhouse
Zac Efron or Vas deferens?6:03 AM Jul 13th from Birdhouse
Michael Jackson isn't a pedophile the same way OJ isn't a murderer.12:41 PM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
don't stress it America, I'm sure lots of European countries had state/ royal funerals for pedophiles too.12:38 PM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
@Mediaverse oh yes and its use really shines through in the copy that most local new rooms put on the air.. #sarcasm9:14 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to Mediaverse
@Mediaverse I imagine whatever stylebook is used at most local newsrooms has long been tossed aside8:48 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to Mediaverse
@Mediaverse re:names lol. no. good god. I'm saying that demanding everyone use the same terminology is lame and unhelpful.8:26 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to Mediaverse
@Mediaverse I say "honkies" my friend Kevin says "white devils" ... Let's call the whole thing off-8:54 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific in reply to Mediaverse
The P'zone is Pizza Hut's McRib.9:12 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
who's going to De la Soul in August? sadly, its uncouth to drag a pregnant lady to hip hop shows.9:12 PM Jul 5th from web
Despite obvious signs of a previous abusive relationship, America is still a hot piece.6:22 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
Celebrate Independence Day like your fore fathers did, watch a Will Smith movie, put American cheese on stuff & kick a British guy's ass1:45 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
Wearing only boxers, I went to the kitchen & scarfed down a honey bun. Or as fat comic book geeks call it, I "made love".1:33 PM Jul 4th from Birdhouse
What's the time limit on returning a pair of shorts because they jostle your junk in a particularly unpleasent & friction-filled way?9:41 PM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
L. Armstrong: I like bikes and all, but I prefer Louis to Lance6:40 PM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
The crack creation cubby section at the Rent-A-Center has been expanded. Thanks Magic Johnson8:30 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
I even missed the heat6:45 AM Jul 1st from Google Quick Search Box (Mac)
We should all thank Michael Jackson for cracking the stereotype that old white women can't be child molesters.10:01 PM Jun 26th from Birdhouse