Klodt
- My anxiety in social situations would be much less acute if society didn't contain people.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
- At 7am, Radio Tica played the Costa Rica National Anthem followed by "Owner of a Lonely Heart."
I dare you to find a better juxtaposition.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
- I don't bow to peer pressure.
I curtsey to peer pressure, which causes peer pressure all sorts of consternation.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
- You know the guy that recites statistics about aircraft carriers and fighter planes?
He's beside me on this bus.
For the next four hours.12:36 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- RT @CcSteff: A love like theirs can only be adequately expressed with spray paint on an overpass.7:33 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- I'll bet that butterflies think that we humans look ridiculous.7:13 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- The guy they are about to interview on the news must be a lawyer because, in the cut-away shot, he is consulting a hefty law book.
Law!7:16 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Across the room, a lady is explaining how a guy that saw the future was killed by the FBI.
So glad I'm not part of that conversation.12:26 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Perhaps the maître d' was surprised to see me naked in the lobby, but hey, you only celebrate Bastille Day once a year.7:45 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- I'm convinced that via her choice of film roles, Sandra Bullock is punishing us for something.
Why, Sandra? What did we ever do to you?4:48 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- My waiter has to be the dorkiest, most socially awkward, verbally incoherent man in Costa Rica.
Yes, I immediately identified with him.12:43 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- It's not that I have not yet responded to your voice mail, it's that I don't intend to _ever_ respond to your voice mail.9:58 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- @shaneguiter I berate the volcano as a "conceited hill" and a "Kilimanjaro wanna-be."
It retreats in shame.
Also works with earthquakes.8:17 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to shaneguiter
- There is no twilight in Costa Rica. The sun sets and it gets dark.
No twilight.
Now if only there were no teen vampire movies here.8:43 PM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
- Arenal Volcano didn't erupt much last night. I suspect it demands human sacrifice.
And I have a few students that are perfect candidates.10:54 AM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
- Overheard: "They have *great* bathrooms there. Food's good, too."7:05 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- It was a gutsy move for Michael Bay to make a film that forsakes plot, narrative arc, characterization, symbolism, denouement, and humanity.3:31 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- Dear Twitter Followers,
If I ever get the urge to grow a weaselly mustache, you have permission to punch me in the head.
Loving you,
Jason10:32 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- I've always admired the middle-aged, balding British guy whose earring is just slightly too attention-drawing.
We've all met this guy.7:20 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- "I'm mad as hell. But after a breather, I'll be able to take it some more. That's the emotionally mature reaction."
#1stdraftmovielines6:54 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
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- Name Jason Klodt
- Location iPhone: 34.361679,-89.560959
- Web http://klodt.tumb...
- Bio Professor, Hispanist, Buddhist, Film Geek, Coffee Drinker, Mac-o-phile, Friend to Cats
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