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  1. I GOT SUN POISONING
  2. I SAW A PUFFER FISH
  3. LIVEBLOGGING
  4. Airport. Stinks of sun-tan lotion and coffee.
  5. A family with matching FDNY shirts and sunglasses.
  6. So bored that I want to talk to you.
  7. Have activated cell phone's AIM client. That is how bored I am.
  8. BY JOVE!
  9. Sitting in Ft. Lauderdale airport. Reading Sherlock Holmes for 10 hour layover.
  10. http://twitpic.com/968x2 -
  11. WHOOPS I AM A CRIMINAL
  12. punching @mdumont in his "neck"
  13. @GarrettAtreides NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  14. @peasleer When you say things like that... are we legally obligated to hate you or is it just part of the social contract?
  15. perform
  16. @cheston @dinomite Excuse me OPS needs someone in the offices of Genius and Genius to preform an important and non-video-game-related test.
  17. @GarrettAtreides Get out of my city F.A.G.G.O.T
  18. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" ~The State of California, 2009
  19. @mdumont GO BACK (no-one wants you here)
  20. You know you should be asleep when someone joins your L4D server and asks "Parlez vous francais?".