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Blue milk cartons are for boys and pink milk cartons are for girls, still trying to figure out who the yellow and red cartons are for...9:45 AM Dec 14thfrom TweetDeck
I take back every bad thing that I've said about Neopolitan ice cream, I'm sorry and I was wrong.10:17 PM Dec 13thfrom TweetDeck
I have yet to see the Vikings lose in person and I've been to 20 games as of today, this pleases me greatly.1:53 PM Dec 13thfrom TweetDeck
@seymorebutts I really can dig the new book, I heard you on the Minnneapolis Morning Show and have always tried to followed your ways.7:52 PM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
The old man at Wyocena auto salvage called me a genius, I told him that I wasn't aware that I would be getting a free joke with my salvage.2:59 PM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
At a junkyard in the middle of Wisconsin getting creative with torches and such. Destroy and rebuild.12:47 PM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
@billyisradical If Miley isn't going to tweet I wonder if I should stop too and then make a music video about how much I want to bang my dad12:13 PM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
@natesjol yeah well I went to Gallagher last night. Then a hybrid band called Metallagher covered Metallica songs and smashed things.12:14 AM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck