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guy sitting in front of me at the airport is falling asleep. I think he just 'fell down the stairs'.8:18 AM Dec 20thfrom UberTwitter
am I the only one who doesn't text with both thumbs? I use my left thumb and right index finger. am I alone in this matter?7:41 AM Dec 20thfrom UberTwitter
simon and garfunkel couldn't have said it better...homeward bound, soundtrack of my morning.7:39 AM Dec 20thfrom UberTwitter
re-elect mayor goldie wilson. progress is his middle name!3:06 PM Dec 19thfrom web
a big eff you to the guy standing in an open parking space at kenwood town centre waiting for his friends to show up. tis the season, jerk.1:36 PM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
'when I'm dead, I'm comin down and I'm gonna haunt the hell outta ya's.' -grandma angie.9:25 AM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
I just learned that you can text google instead of calling 411. this is great!8:15 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter