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  1. -22C not F
  2. It is BITTERLY cold here in New England. With wind chill, about -22 today. But no snow...yet
  3. Off to the dentist...again.
  4. I seem to be pissing everyone off the last few days. And without really trying.
  5. Ooh, I'm hungry
  6. My laptop is broken. My teeth are falling out. I'm sleep deprived. But apart from that, all is cushty.
  7. I'm bored of my teeth. I think I'd like new ones.
  8. Sitting in a cafe in Boston, writing my novel, all cosy.
  9. Hurrah! Selfridges have agreed to stop selling foie gras. Sir Roger Moore phoned them and got it sorted...or it could have been my email.
  10. So sorry that Edward Woodward has died. Was a huge fan of The Equalizer, and everything from The Wicker Man to Hot Fuzz...
  11. Dreamt was in plane crash, then chased by gorillas. Woke up, went back to sleep and dreamt the exact same thing, but scarier and better.
  12. @ExplodingAuthor I love the word knacker. And I haven't heard it in far too long - not many people use it on this side of the pond ;)
  13. RT @Cliff e e cummings or YouTube comment? Play at home! http://bit.ly/14Ku8V
  14. Dreamt I was babysitting Sasha Obama and she was kidnapped. When the Secret Service turned up I couldn't remember her name. V embarrassing.
  15. @JohannaLSmith Hey sweetie pie, have a bunch of fun at the Dive Show! Give me a bell soon x
  16. My Good Luck plant has mites. I put it on the balcony and now the swarm of ladybirds is eating the mites. Now that's what I call good luck.
  17. @mattnoyes Thanks!!
  18. @mattnoyes Which direction should we be looking in? (Please don't say UP)
  19. @stephenfry Oh Stephen, they nicked it from us! Except we hollowed out turnips rather than pumpkins. Now that takes muscle.
  20. Boston is overrun by ladybirds today...is someone running some kind of factory farm hatchery?