KirkCowell
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Ladies, this is silly. Vampires don't want to date you, they want to KILL YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL. Trust me. I have a theology degree.
8:16 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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Was that Maria Bamford in a Target commercial? It was! One more reason to shop Target.
7:40 PM Nov 19th
from web
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@ Looks like the best competitor to the iPhone is Verizon's Droid. I an currently fighting Droid lust myself.
5:44 AM Nov 13th
from web
in reply to carmatter
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@ I might have to reorder my list of "animals I wouldn't mind being reincarnated as."
10:54 AM Nov 11th
from Echofon
in reply to dejonredd
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@ 1) I asked you not to call me "Sweetie" over the internet. 2) I like the Armadillo Grill.
12:11 PM Nov 6th
from Echofon
in reply to carmatter
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@ Glad you're back. Lemme take you out to lunch this week if you're free.
6:27 PM Oct 26th
from Echofon
in reply to carmatter
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RT @ Half of my ministry is singing the Lord's song in a strange land; the other half is singing a strange song in the Lord's land
11:14 AM Sep 27th
from web
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Ad says: "Just 2 Aleve can stop arthritis pain all day long." What are the odds that I'm going to buy one of those two?
9:53 AM Sep 24th
from Echofon
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@ Wish I could be there. Unfortunately, I have to work that night.
11:42 AM Sep 16th
from Echofon
in reply to ColeMillRoad
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@ Yeah, it's not a pleasant voice. But I can understand keeping a good interviewer on the job even when her voice gets all shaky.
8:26 AM Sep 16th
from Echofon
in reply to dejonredd
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@ Spasmodic dysphonia will do that to you.
8:18 AM Sep 16th
from Echofon
in reply to dejonredd
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Another first: today she brought me her fingerpainting from preschool and said "I made this for you, Daddy!"
1:24 PM Sep 15th
from web
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@ Newt had to say that, since he's on record defending GHW Bush's '91 school speech. Still, I'll take what sanity I can get.
6:36 AM Sep 8th
from Echofon
in reply to dejonredd
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3:47 PM Sep 7th
from Echofon
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There are some folks in the world whose chosen purpose is to create chaos and take up the time of kind-hearted people.
7:59 AM Sep 2nd
from web
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If there's another Kirk Cowell out there, he's probably annoyed that I've already got most of the good email addresses and account names.
4:29 PM Aug 28th
from web
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In the kids' section of a bookstore, I saw "Cool Things About Being a Ring-Bearer." Turned out to be about weddings, not Frodo, as I assumed
7:04 PM Aug 26th
from Echofon
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I give up. She can mix-up all the Play-Doh colors if she wants to. This is not worth fighting.
9:03 PM Aug 21st
from web
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"See you later, guys! I'll be back by 11!"--our three-year-old, on her way out the door.
3:27 PM Aug 18th
from web
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@ "Death panel" is just a nickname, you know. They are Financially Prudent Life Termination Advisory Boards--read the bill!
6:59 AM Aug 14th
from Echofon
in reply to dejonredd
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