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  1. http://www.rentahitman.com Your Point & Click Solution! --- or so they say!
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  3. ALT + F4 Launches the New Twitter Console.
  4. getting naked and touching pee pee's with my secretary
  5. 5:41 PM in California
  6. WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE YOU ARE????? 5:38 PM HERE in CALIFORNIA
  7. Performing some self mutilation with a red hot coat hanger, pliers, and my forearm. I hope this turns out well.
  8. Smoking some chronic and pondering just how those Spagettios ended up stuck to the cieling
  9. Thanks whomever posted Tech Podcast Network !!! That site is awesome!
  10. Enjoy Kendall-Jackson wine... straight from the Sonoma / Napa Valley to your glass.
  11. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  12. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
  13. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
  14. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
  15. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  16. Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
  17. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  18. Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
  19. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  20. WOW! The blog on my SPAM is getting out of hand.