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KingOfTheDicks

  1. Hooray? RT @SportsCenter: RT @MiamiDolphins: Dolphins to appear on HBO's Hard Knocks: miamidolphins.com/news/article-1…
  2. I'm gonna have like 7 groomsmen. But don't freak out because there's only like 10 people I want there anyway.
  3. @DamonWHawkins is Highly Questionable.
  4. piracytheory
  5. Internet is down. Cable is down. All around the Chicago. Don't get the wrong idea, they can turn this place into Iran real quick. #NATO ...
  6. Carbon Dating - An online dating site for active seniors.
  7. Turn on #spiketv and try and get through 10 mins of Star Wars: Episode II. I dare you. Betcha can't.
  8. Any doubt the Person of Interest/Dark Knight super spy computer isn't running on all cylinders in Chicago right now? #NATO
  9. Hire character, train skill. Then party.
  10. Touché RT @ChrisBrodhead: @kingofthedicks it's downright unamerican to treat an American like this... Commence drinking..
  11. It's UnAmerican to bad mouth American business, comrade. RT @ChrisBrodhead: Lesson for today: Never fly @americanairlines ever. Not ever ;)
  12. C'mon Kobe
  13. @Avengers: Loud, quick to please, and empty... Everything you don't want @DarkKnightRises to be.
  14. Or sit on scissors. RT @ChrisBrodhead: Rt@MensHumor: Hell hath no fury like me when I step on a lego.
  15. 1960s
  16. he decade only as 50`yr anniversaries of stuff that happened in the
  17. RT @neiltyson: If the 2010s continue as they have, we'll remember t
  18. I would love to have gone out for a couple celebratory drinks with Josh Hamilton last night.
  19. @reds RT @SportsCenter: #BestOfTheBest - Josh Hamilton's 4 homers youtu.be/-7_1sLagZ0Q