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KingOfTheDicks

Hooray? RT @SportsCenter: RT @MiamiDolphins: Dolphins to appear on HBO's Hard Knocks: miamidolphins.com/news/article-1… about 8 hours ago via txt
I'm gonna have like 7 groomsmen. But don't freak out because there's only like 10 people I want there anyway. 6:04 PM May 25th via txt
@DamonWHawkins is Highly Questionable. 5:59 AM May 23rd via txt
piracytheory 8:35 AM May 21st via txt
Internet is down. Cable is down. All around the Chicago. Don't get the wrong idea, they can turn this place into Iran real quick. #NATO ... 8:35 AM May 21st via txt
Carbon Dating - An online dating site for active seniors. 5:14 AM May 21st via txt
Turn on #spiketv and try and get through 10 mins of Star Wars: Episode II. I dare you. Betcha can't. 3:30 PM May 20th via txt
DamonWHawkins #FreeAdamDunn 13 homeruns before Memorial Day. 7:28 PM May 19th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by KingOfTheDicks
Any doubt the Person of Interest/Dark Knight super spy computer isn't running on all cylinders in Chicago right now? #NATO 3:22 PM May 19th via txt
Hire character, train skill. Then party. 7:14 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPad
Touché RT @ChrisBrodhead: @kingofthedicks it's downright unamerican to treat an American like this... Commence drinking.. 3:34 PM May 17th via txt
It's UnAmerican to bad mouth American business, comrade. RT @ChrisBrodhead: Lesson for today: Never fly @americanairlines ever. Not ever ;) 3:14 PM May 17th via txt
C'mon Kobe 9:12 PM May 16th via txt
@Avengers: Loud, quick to please, and empty... Everything you don't want @DarkKnightRises to be. 4:06 PM May 16th via web
Or sit on scissors. RT @ChrisBrodhead: Rt@MensHumor: Hell hath no fury like me when I step on a lego. 8:08 AM May 14th via txt
1960s 5:20 PM May 10th via txt
he decade only as 50`yr anniversaries of stuff that happened in the 5:20 PM May 10th via txt
RT @neiltyson: If the 2010s continue as they have, we'll remember t 5:20 PM May 10th via txt
I would love to have gone out for a couple celebratory drinks with Josh Hamilton last night. 3:18 PM May 9th via txt
@reds RT @SportsCenter: #BestOfTheBest - Josh Hamilton's 4 homers youtu.be/-7_1sLagZ0Q 1:09 PM May 9th via txt