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  1. Oh Thanksgiving? No we do not do that. We celebrate Thanksreceiving because, we are so very shell fish. 11:09 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. 97 percent of Earth water is in the oceans. The rest is in bottles sold at your local convenience stores. 7:35 AM Nov 17th from web
  3. Welcome to the Cosmos.We got a few games.We got everything you want humans we have your brains.We have all you need and We have a disease. 1:16 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. Your loneliness is killing Us.We confess,We still believe. When your not with Us We lose our mind.Give a sign.Roll it baby one more time 7:55 AM Nov 10th from web
  5. What if the Atlantic Ocean is really just a large lake?You all would feel very foolish/embarrassed. 7:21 AM Nov 6th from web
  6. @felixthinks "Why do gingerbread men exist, but not shortbread men? Crossant men? Is there something in ginger that animates objects?" 7:29 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to felixthinks
  7. Suppose we asked you to try and Tweet what you think we are thinking? Try it.If we like it/hate it, we will Tweet that and let everyone see. 12:38 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Its funny that hot sauce is made of chilly peppers. 9:40 AM Oct 31st from txt
  9. The relationship of humans and animals here has become strained ever since they decided to move in together. We always hear both sides. 6:52 AM Oct 29th from web
  10. Retribution is just a fancy way of saying 'no tag backs'. 11:20 AM Oct 26th from web
  11. Yes yes yes. Have you heard about this? http://www.penny-arcade.com... We dare you. The Prince started his in 1995. Ketchup. 7:16 AM Oct 20th from web
  12. How much do you know about animals?We know that they are very competitive.Just trust us on this one. 9:35 PM Oct 16th from txt
  13. We cannot reveal the votes of the great Cosmos. We can say is that one of Pluto's moons was voted 'most likely to succeed'. 9:47 AM Oct 15th from web
  14. @killquick You can unlock this http://bit.ly/2VjHLs by finishing the game, getting married, and settling down. 8:26 AM Oct 9th from web in reply to killquick
  15. We were looking at the United States today. They are so far ahead of the times, but still celebrate the past with states like Nebraska. 4:16 PM Oct 7th from web
  16. We saw a star once act like a whale for a week.We decided to describe it as 'anthrocosmorphic'. 7:55 AM Oct 7th from txt
  17. Have you found all the cousins in 'Katamari Forever'? The last cousin is in our kitchen. The only way to get it is to come over for dinner. 10:42 AM Oct 5th from web
  18. We hold the key to your destiny. Maybe this is why you are locked out. Ho ho ho. Look under the mat, there is a spare. 10:59 AM Oct 2nd from web
  19. Ohh.Twitter!Its a great place to act like a father by pretending the tweets are babies. 8:52 PM Oct 1st from txt
  20. It's funny how much we think of you. Well maybe not funny. But probably considerate. Think so? We did make 'Katamari Forever' for you. 9:39 AM Sep 30th from web