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  1. Thanks to the Indians for giving us this country. Very nice of them. Of course thanks to God above. He who gave us floats and abstinence. 8:02 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. I'm thankful that so many people are thankful for me. I enrich so many lives. Also for the Broncos, because they suck my ass clean. 7:59 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. You think NFL QBs are too rich to skip out on a check at IHOP? Those are the actual kind of things we brag about to each other. Fuck stats. 8:40 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. "You into puke sex?" RT @WidespreadPanek @KingLaserface yet another killer pick by cutlerfucker...wonder what mcnabb whispered into his ear? 10:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. McDaniels knew better than to bring his trash talking to me. We would've won fuckthousand to nothing if I got angry. That was calm dominance 7:09 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. Free abstinence rings for the entire Moreno family! 2:19 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Calibrating the laser eyes and the float arm for some donkey massacre. THE SUPER SOLDIERS TAKE THE WEST BY FORCE TODAY! 12:04 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Done! RT @southey @KingLaserface Tell Reid that FGs over 60 yds count for 8 points and he'll get Akers kicking til his fucking leg falls off 5:44 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. Had special memo sent to McNabb and Andy Reid saying special NFL rule states in SD you get 18 timeouts per half. Also TDs are worth 5 pts. 3:57 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. Five! FIVE CUTLERFUCKER INTERCEPTION! HA HA HA! 8:25 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. Four! Four Cutlerfucker Interception! HA HA HA! 8:25 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. Three! Three Cutlerfucker Interception! HA HA HA! 8:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. Two! Two Cutlerfucker Interception! HA HA HA! 8:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. Vone! !Vone Cutlerfucker Interception! HA HA HA 8:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. Let's play the Count. Ready? 8:23 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. Shawne told me he's so happy about the win he'll actually ask the next girl if she wants sex. He'll still do it if she says no.But he'll ask 11:56 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. Did you check with your power bottom Greg Olsen first? RT @NotJayCutler @KingLaserface Just because I'm "following" you doesn't mean I'm gay 11:43 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. Would have had incredible victory sex with the wife while playing "Empire State of Mind" but I'm abstinent. SO THAT CLEARLY DIDN'T HAPPEN! 10:15 AM Nov 9th from web
  19. THOSE NEW YORK BITCHES FORGOT TO ASK SOMEBOOOOODDDAAAAAYYYYYY! 4:11 PM Nov 8th from web
  20. Drop another pass, Gates, and I'll have your kneecaps for drink coasters. YOU'RE A SABOTEUR AND I KNOW IT! 2:58 PM Nov 8th from web