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KingLaserface

  1. Welcome to the team, Melvin Ingram. There's a Peyton that needs neck snapping. 7:00 PM Apr 26th via web
  2. SANTORUM, YOU FUCKING QUITTER, WE WERE GONNA START HOLY WAY TOGETHER 12:12 PM Apr 10th via web
  3. Makes sense that Vincent Jackson left us for Tampa. Told me his lifelong dream is to drown three Mons Venus strippers at once. Good luck! 1:02 PM Mar 13th via web
  4. That was a little severe, guys. I just feel strongly about stopping the Tebow-Cutler-Brady three-way marriage. 12:29 PM Mar 8th via web
  5. Fuck #250Gas, I want the queers gassed! VOTE SANTORUM! campaign.r20.constantcontact.com/render?llr=b4y… 12:26 PM Mar 8th via web
  6. Oh, and Vincent Jackson, too. No one that stupid should be able to go by Vincent. 2:29 PM Mar 5th via web
  7. Nothing wrong with a bounty. God has one out on all the fornicators. 2:27 PM Mar 5th via web
  8. God has made it clear that indirect action like tanking games won't get rid of Norv. I'll have to float him into the surface of the sun. 11:49 AM Jan 3rd via web
  9. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 11:46 AM Jan 3rd via web
  10. I don't care if we're helping Tebow into the playoffs by winning. I don't get to watch him lose today, so I'd like the chance next week. 3:16 PM Jan 1st via web
  11. Baby Huey twitpic.com/81y4n7 3:14 PM Jan 1st via Twitpic
  12. Even when I suck, you name me to the Pro Bowl. This must be what it's like to be a Manning. 8:31 PM Dec 28th, 2011 via web
  13. Hey Freddie Mercury, you're an all right singer for a gay but you're a shitty, shitty quarterback. twitpic.com/7v9z3k 8:18 PM Dec 18th, 2011 via Twitpic
  14. HAHAHAHA BALTIMORE YOUR CITY IS MISERABLE COLD AND DRUGS AND MURDER WHILE SAN DIEGO IS PARADISE AND OH YEAH, TOUCHDOWN! 7:05 PM Dec 18th, 2011 via web
  15. LOL So Hard University. 6:18 PM Dec 18th, 2011 via web
  16. Don't wanna say Cutlerfucker is on Sam Hurd's list of clients, but people in Chicago are telling me he's on the hunt for a new black friend. 11:15 AM Dec 15th, 2011 via web
  17. Norv next! Norv next! Fire Norv next! Let it be so! #FireScroteFace 12:47 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via web
  18. Perfectly placed float to Gates for another score. Oh yeah, also saw that Tim Tetard and the Raiders are losing. It's all coming together... 3:23 PM Dec 11th, 2011 via web
  19. Center's fault. 3:08 PM Dec 11th, 2011 via web
  20. Remember when we and the Bills started 4-1? WELL LA DI DA, GLAD YOUR FUCKING MEMORY WORKS SO WELL DR. RECALLINGTON. 3:01 PM Dec 11th, 2011 via web