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Kimski_Impro

  1. Lower than the children overboard scandal? #qanda
  2. Something tells me that man never trusted Labor. #qanda
  3. Bob Brown RT “@PardusXY: Who would you choose for PM, if you could choose anyone? #auspol
  4. @mariekehardy you really want a 'Return of the Ruddbot'?
  5. @swearyanthony @2fbs @howespaul @SpaceKidette ouch! Careful with that rapier wit, you might take somebody's eye out.
  6. @JohnSafran @stikicarpet I never thought you'd follow someone who was that up front. Thought more insults were required. Getting soft?
  7. @Stroppy_Girl @thedavesherrill yeah that too.
  8. @1littlebird @DoTheWoo I've heard it said that Melbourne's weather is becoming more tropical as a result of global warming.
  9. @sewviolets Thank you : )
  10. @dfg77 drink lots of water, and pour some over yourself. You are in hell.
  11. <insert work despair here> <insert sounds of hair being pulled out>
  12. @1littlebird @DoTheWoo in part it's the humidity. I'd swear it was 99% yesterday, water was running off me.
  13. @DoTheWoo it's bloody awful.
  14. Melbourne you are starting to feel suspiciously hot. Ahhhh I can't take it!
  15. <insert tweet that complains about parents here>
  16. Taking a photo of your meal and posting it on Twitter is the new 'saying grace'.