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KimsCrackers

  1. Waiting for Comcast to come turn on the internet. I've been going through withdrawal. 2:24 PM May 22nd via HTC Peep
  2. Now that I've unpacked enough boxes to see the floor, I can stop using them as furniture. Who am I kidding - cardboard jungle! 9:39 AM May 22nd via HTC Peep
  3. @madameslutress Thanks! 9:38 AM May 22nd via HTC Peep
  4. @ms_stiletto I'm flattered! Thanks! 9:37 AM May 22nd via HTC Peep
  5. Taking the babes to the meeting place for Daddy weekend. Meh. instagr.am/p/J8ZQMykGJi/ 5:46 PM Apr 27th via Instagram
  6. Mornings with her? Priceless. instagr.am/p/JPrDPFEGB7/ 8:54 AM Apr 10th via Instagram
  7. Gorgeous sunny day. Wrench in hand to fix my boy's training wheels. Methinks a bike ride is in order. 10:36 AM Apr 9th via HTC Peep
  8. Happy Easter from the bunnies in the Pacific Northwest! 10:16 AM Apr 8th via HTC Peep
  9. Hard to be grumpy when the sun is shining & I get to hang out with my shiny happy people. Facade is cracking into a brilliant smile. 10:06 AM Apr 7th via HTC Peep
  10. Going to Walmart. Shoot me. 8:40 AM Apr 7th via HTC Peep
  11. Disney music, little girl jammin in the back seat, running errands in pajamas. #thuglife 9:23 AM Apr 5th via HTC Peep
  12. Sunny morning errands with the little one. instagr.am/p/JCtkHEEGA0/ 8:09 AM Apr 5th via Instagram
  13. Just got done watching the muddiest soccer game full of 5-year-olds EVAR. #numbtoes 6:26 PM Apr 4th via HTC Peep
  14. One. Cold. Soccer. Mom. instagr.am/p/JBJL4vEGMl/ 5:29 PM Apr 4th via Instagram
  15. Soccer Mom, doin' her thang. Also, GPOYW. instagr.am/p/JA2D66EGFb/ 2:44 PM Apr 4th via Instagram
  16. Told she won't pay her part of the bills, again. Same song, different day. #roommatefromhell 9:43 AM Apr 4th via web
  17. Morning time with my girl. Today's distraction of choice? SpongeBob. Daughter knows I hate it more than spiders. So she loves it. 9:09 AM Apr 4th via web
  18. Among trending topics are "feel alive," and "big time orgasm." I think they go hand in hand, yes? 9:01 AM Apr 4th via web
  19. Just installed @instagram on my Android. Because there's nothing that says, "I'm an independent woman" like jumping on the bandwagon. 9:00 AM Apr 4th via web
  20. @edrafalko You have ALWAYS made me feel the warm fuzzies!! Thanks :) 8:58 AM Apr 4th via web in reply to edrafalko
  • Name Kimberly
  • Location Portland, Oregon
  • Bio Disclaimer: I have a fucking potty mouth. Super Single Mom, Grammar Police, Queen of the Pacific NW... the list goes on and on.
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