KimmisParties
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Phones get thinner and smarter. People get fatter and stupid. . .
about 7 hours ago
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Lol Sometimes I wonder why I bother being original when all people do these days is steal.
about 7 hours ago
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Talk less. Listen more
about 13 hours ago
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Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
about 10 hours ago
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Everyone has three lives: (1) A public life. (2) A private life. (3) A secret life.
about 9 hours ago
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Things girls want from guys: (1) Good morning/goodnight texts. (2) Pictures taken together. (3) Surprises, especially little ones.
8:05 PM May 24th
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LIFE is too short, so KISS slowly, LAUGH insanely, LOVE truly, and FORGIVE quickly.
8:07 PM May 24th
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Friendship is not about whom you’ve know the longest. It’s about who came and never left your side.
5:40 PM May 24th
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Being single doesn't mean that you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
8:00 AM May 24th
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When you judge someone else, It doesn't define who they are, It defines who you are.
4:31 AM May 18th
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Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard
6:19 AM May 15th
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When you settle for less, you’ll never know what greatness feels like.
4:08 PM May 17th
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Home = A place where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
9:06 PM May 16th
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That's gayer then 2 unicorns having crazy sparkly buttsex on a enchanted rainbow.
9:31 PM May 16th
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Every guy has taken the shampoo from his hair and used it to wash his balls at least once. It's convenient.
11:31 PM May 15th
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That awkward moment when you don't know whether you're in love or just horny..
8:45 PM May 15th
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Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect.
11:47 PM May 15th
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings...
12:06 AM May 16th
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Hey cheeky peeps, have you got your latest Kimmi's Newsletter ?-
10:54 PM May 15th
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Last party before the end of daylight savings 2012! Let's Play!
9:00 PM Mar 20th
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- Name Kimmis Parties
- Location Adelaide
- Web http://www.kimmis...
- Bio Kimmi's is Adelaide's premier adult play party for couples, playmates and swingles who have an open mind and mature outlook towards sex and relationships.
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