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  1. Oh God it's Neil Diamond...the awkward memories can never be burned out of my mind 6:02 PM Dec 6th from mobile web
  2. @jmcmican Don't know, but good luck. Wish I could have done that last time... 8:40 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to jmcmican
  3. Note to self: Must wear sweatpants to and from the gym now that it's December and such. 6:40 PM Dec 2nd from web
  4. @B_Schmidt aww. I miss you, too! I went in the store a few weeks ago and there were all these newbies floating around... 5:53 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to B_Schmidt
  5. Holy Jesus there is a Don Draper look-alike at my gym. Hawt. 5:35 PM Nov 30th from web
  6. @B_Schmidt why for??? 5:34 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to B_Schmidt
  7. well HELLO treadmill....you're looking sassy 6:14 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. SLEEPY!!!!! 7:16 AM Nov 11th from mobile web
  9. @waynecheong get a yarn beard! 7:35 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to waynecheong
  10. The Ghostbusters theme song brings back strange and wonderful memories... 8:30 PM Nov 1st from web
  11. Obsessing a little over Alice In Wonderland today :) ! 9:39 AM Oct 30th from mobile web
  12. Want Anthropologie noooooowwwwwwww 8:21 PM Oct 29th from web
  13. @andrewjaustin Def not worth the money if you want quality shoes (absolutely no arch support). You also can't wash them :( 1:28 PM Oct 27th from Echofon in reply to andrewjaustin
  14. My orange is getting oranger 1:21 PM Oct 23rd from Echofon
  15. @andrewjaustin Completely lame. And ugly... 10:40 AM Oct 23rd from Echofon in reply to andrewjaustin
  16. @lizragland Go see speedskating!!! 11:22 AM Oct 21st from Echofon in reply to lizragland
  17. Does anyone actually like this Owl City crap? The lead singer sounds like a pedophile... 11:57 PM Oct 18th from Echofon
  18. The webmark guys are making dinosaur noises. Must be Friday :) 1:00 PM Oct 16th from Echofon
  19. So, sir mix-a-lot had songs other than baby got back? And what the heck is a bremelo?! 3:00 PM Oct 15th from Echofon
  20. Normally I create two e-mail blasts a week. Sometimes four, which is a lot but manageable. This week's total? TWENTY-FIVE!!! Kill me... 5:51 PM Oct 13th from Echofon
  • Name Kim Egner
  • Bio I'd like to make a living doing something really cool, like designing roller coasters or slapping dumb people
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