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  1. Headed over to @RockofAges. Their saintly Adam Dannheisser's gonna take us on a face-melting backstage tour. Video campiness to follow. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Convinced the window just installed is going to fall and crush me...which would be welcome. Workman's comp is like a no-sex sugar daddy. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Oh good. There's five of them now. And a hammer. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. How many Irishmen does it take to install a window? I'm learning, firsthand, from my cubicle, two ft. away. So far? Four. None are hot. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Ska is rooted in reggae riffs. We were a pop punk band w/ horns, rooted in powerchords and teenage insecurities. Totally different. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @pauldebenedetto Sorry, I can't hear your snark over all this awesomeness. (PS: You were in a ska band. I rest my case.) about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to pauldebenedetto
  7. Okay, I rarely get all fan-girl, but I'm so excited about "American Idiot" now I could piss pop-punk guyliner: http://bit.ly/4vwTAa about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. AND the HOW IS THIS NEWS??? award goes TO @PopEater: Taylor Swift frolics on the beach wearing a black two-piece bikini. http://kl.am/5jZl about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. That being said, I'll take a venti skim cappuccino with cinnamon and a shot of methamphetamine, please. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. Dear Starbucks: A "Creme Brulee Latte" is an abomination to both coffee and the blistered sugary goodness that is actual f-ing creme brulee. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Finally scoured bedroom last night. Found stale cookie and 6oz. of tequila in a @RockofAges flask behind the bed. Don't remember either. 1:44 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  12. Pouring milk in this office is like playing Russian roulette with a cheese-loaded cow's teat. Expiration date is useless... 1:12 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. If that's true, NY just slapped a Jesus fish over your Darwin decal. RT @Deepak_Chopra: Love is the impulse of evolution that expands life. 12:51 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. RT @pauldebenedetto: Good idea, guys, seriously, you deserve some rest after a long day of rampant homophobia. RT @NYSenate Senate adjourns. 12:49 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. RT @inflammatorywrt: Well, we can all rest easy knowing that Tiger Woods can have the right to marry the woman he cheats on! #NYMarriageFAIL 12:47 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  16. In other news, NY Senate goes back to hiding under beds, crying for their mothers and being scared of loud noises. 12:10 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  17. The senate vote was a veritable production number of archaic cowardice and bigotry, complete with modern day blackface. 12:01 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  18. Just another reason I absolutely worship Improv Everywhere: Rob Outshine the Knicks: http://bit.ly/52sXxf 11:08 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  19. Ahahhahahaha RT @jordanrubin: In a theater mood. What's the name of that play where everyone has AIDS and can't pay the rent? 10:37 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  20. Well played, Sternberg. RT @josh_sternberg: Tiger, I'ma let you finish, but Bill Clinton had the best non-apology apology ever. 9:22 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  • Name Kimberly Kaye
  • Bio Just another NYC arts and culture writer with creative ADD and a case of No Filter Between Mouth And Brain Syndrome.
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