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KimberlyP

Dear online petition sites (I'm looking at YOU @change) DON'T SPAM ME after I sign a petition. That makes me not want to sign anything. about 4 hours ago via web
kellyoxford I believe John Malkovich's only friend is Siri. about 14 hours ago via web Retweeted by KimberlyP and 292 others
kehealey "We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in..." tmblr.co/ZY6G2yM6D5Fk 2:39 AM May 25th via Tumblr Retweeted by KimberlyP and 20 others
Current Status: s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhance… 7:09 AM May 24th via web
danceswithfat My book is now available for pre-order. I'm pretty excited about it! danceswithfat.wordpress.com/buy-the-book/ 9:17 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by KimberlyP and 2 others
idiot “I love Adobe Bridge. It makes finding files so much easier.” — nobody, ever. 2:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by KimberlyP and 423 others
The best thing about this picture is the face. flickr.com/photos/beerork… 10:36 AM May 21st via web
mental_floss What Causes Brain Freeze? — goo.gl/wCf45 8:35 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by KimberlyP and 42 others
@Space_Kitty I really liked Mars Attacks :) 12:37 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Space_Kitty
thefiercestgirl Photoset: freekahzoid: oh god i love this. yes. tmblr.co/Zrx-LyLkQ3db 7:40 PM May 18th via Tumblr Retweeted by KimberlyP
Shakestweetz On Being a Thin Friend to Fatsronauts: A thin reader asks how not to inadvertently hurt fat friends, and I answer. bit.ly/LkLyOv 1:34 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by KimberlyP and 18 others
mental_floss If your dog's feet smell like corn chips, you're not alone. The term "Frito Feet" was coined to describe the scent. 12:54 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by KimberlyP and 313 others
@dasFreundYa RAISINS!!! tomatonation.com/stories-true-a… 11:58 AM May 17th via web in reply to dasFreundYa
kottke How to use a paper towel kottke.org/12/05/how-to-u… 9:46 AM May 17th via kottke tweeter Retweeted by KimberlyP and 13 others
LindaBaconHAES HBO Weight of Nation Under Attack: Called Fear-Mongering and Unscientific | PRLog ow.ly/aWLD5 2:35 PM May 16th via HootSuite Retweeted by KimberlyP and 14 others
flashboy Oh wow RT @TheMichaelMoran That's it. The search is over. I have found the best dog costume of all time. yfrog.com/odx8timj 6:48 AM May 16th via MetroTwit Retweeted by KimberlyP and 11 others
Me too!! RT: @Shakestweetz Big Fat Love: I like fat people. bit.ly/KdzYxz #manifatso 4:26 AM May 16th via web in reply to Shakestweetz
kottke How Yahoo killed Flickr kottke.org/12/05/how-yaho… 12:36 PM May 15th via kottke tweeter Retweeted by KimberlyP and 22 others
... Wow RT @ActuallyNPH Loving the kind tweets & positive reaction to last night's HIMYM finale! Here's my favorite: tinyurl.com/d5jyqnv 1:51 PM May 15th via web in reply to ActuallyNPH
@brandonblatcher It gets better. I'm a total Trekkie and DS9 is my favorite series out of all of them. Lots of great character development. 5:47 PM May 13th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to brandonblatcher

Name KimberlyP
Location Dunkirk, MD
Bio I’m crazy, weird, fun, loud, sometimes moody, usually positive, happy to meet new people. Also: I’m a foodie, a pet mom, a techie, & I want to eat your brains.