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@j20r Kind of like the assumption that if we all agreed on everything the world would be perfect. Sounds bloody boring to me :/ about 7 hours ago via web in reply to j20r
@jinnee79 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee PARTY YAY TIME about 7 hours ago via web in reply to jinnee79
HOLY CRAP I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE DAY OF WORK #OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG about 7 hours ago via web
@Aflickion Plastic? Pfft. Plastic is so uncool that it's almost exclusively used by hipsters nowadays. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Aflickion
@Aflickion Got a new Asus a few months back. The sexy aluminium chassis won me over. Four coms in this 2 person apartment :/ #hoarders about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Aflickion
@Aflickion Ditto. Although the power source on one of them is royally effed. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Aflickion
@therealtimking Also this?i135.photobucket.com/albums/q149/20… motherfucking SUPER VOLCANO. #truth about 12 hours ago via web in reply to therealtimking
@therealtimking Yes it is :D I was born just down the road from #5 where it also looks like this... wcrc.govt.nz/Resources/Imag… about 12 hours ago via web in reply to therealtimking
angusbhodgson How do people affix an 'e' to Clark and an 's' to Key? #stillmarkingessays about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by KimbaMcG and 2 others
@thelittlepakeha my bunny came to work with me today :O yfrog.com/obytjncj about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to thelittlepakeha
@myleftkidney @benjamintelfer I have four hundred mouses and four hundred houses. OUCH! You crushed me! 3:00 AM May 29th via web in reply to myleftkidney
nonomnomnom seems to be the general consensus on the chocolate. 1:49 AM May 29th via web
Ever wondered what an entire block of @whittakersnz chocolate looks like when melted? yfrog.com/ntya1kmj 1:35 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
@BarnabyHM Sometimes it's written in such a faffy curly and illegible script that that statement is debatable! 12:24 AM May 29th via web in reply to BarnabyHM
Judith Collins' botox eyebrows are the funniest thing on TV right now #ForSerious 12:20 AM May 29th via web
@BarnabyHM Any label that says Estd [YEAR] where the year is post 1970. 12:14 AM May 29th via web in reply to BarnabyHM
@jujujulieta Garrett. For THAT moment in Curriculum Unavailable. 12:12 AM May 29th via web in reply to jujujulieta
It's really unfortunate that 'fuck you, asshole' is an inappropriate response in most situations. 11:47 PM May 28th via web
@melbsonmymind One of my friends thinks he looks like an owl. These images do nothing to dispel this concept. 11:05 PM May 28th via web in reply to melbsonmymind
@melbsonmymind Me too. That top right one is swaying me. 10:53 PM May 28th via web in reply to melbsonmymind

Name Kimba McG
Location New Zealand
Web http://kiminabox.com
Bio Thought Process: Obsession, distraction, digression and triumphant realisation. Result: Procrastination, procrastination, procrastination, narcissism.