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happy bday @usofa. not.6:59 AM Jul 4th from web
@egoblog WHAT'S UP?! i missed you. Bring me 2 tons of kitkats or more missiles coming your way!6:58 AM Jul 4th from web
@epicserve Calling people dumb & telling them to read the bible in the same sentence may not be a good idea!6:56 AM Jul 4th from web
@drudidit i love coffee. what kind are you drinking? Instant? with powder creamer?8:54 AM Jul 2nd from web
and the rocket's red glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare the bombs bursting in aiiiiiiiiiiiir, gave proof through the night that i still do not caaaaaaaare8:53 AM Jul 2nd from web
@varvel is that billy mays? http://bit.ly/19UvF9 they say celebs die in three's. Leave it to Mays to throw in one extra for completely free!5:58 PM Jun 29th from web
@hyunjoonkim hiiiiiiiiii. you mean ridiculous. you have a nice day too.5:53 PM Jun 29th from web
@mattcg sorry to disappoint man. Tell me who's more wacko...me or jacko?!5:52 PM Jun 29th from web
I warning of fire shower of nuclear retaliation. potentially. maybe. possibly11:06 PM Jun 24th from web
eh don't pay any attention to little old me. or fox news.10:52 AM Jun 24th from web
@kpaul hmm. are you a commander grade 2? skillz 36? I'm not too worried boutcha.9:38 AM Jun 23rd from web
@toofat2serve you're too kind. I'm also getting sick...of myself.9:28 AM Jun 23rd from web
@katwastingtime Oh............SNAP!!!!9:13 PM Jun 22nd from web
twitter sounding a lot like craigslist http://twitter.com/OmaFloyd6115:35 PM Jun 22nd from web
Thanks for all your well wishes for a speedy recovery! I'm feeling better everyday8:21 PM Jun 20th from web
@ntnote @wonryong http://bit.ly/1fQiM9 2MB contemplates using twitter at 22:00 at his GWU Honorary Degree ceremony. Not a bad (LONG) speech.6:47 PM Jun 20th from web
see? Lee and Ling guilty as charged. (my guards are credible sources) http://3.ly/CJY12:52 PM Jun 19th from web
wondering how ahmadinejad is going to jail 18 million Iranians (I can always use them here in my gulags) #iranelection12:07 PM Jun 19th from web
@slightlyfamous at least not as small as ken jeong's in hangover! nyah nyah10:42 AM Jun 19th from web
@slightlyfamous i do have balls. that's why i use this http://3.ly/XQm8:40 PM Jun 18th from web