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KimJongNumberUn

  1. The only thing that could keep me from being President for Life is if Donald Trump endorses me. about 2 hours ago via web
  2. In North Korea it would never make the news if someone ate someone else's face. about 16 hours ago via web
  3. One milkshake would bring literally millions of North Koreans to the yard. 10:31 AM May 28th via web
  4. We have no free range chickens in North Korea. Why should they get special privileges. 6:54 PM May 27th via web
  5. I'm looking at things. Dad would be so proud. twitter.com/KimJongNumberU… 6:11 AM May 27th via web
  6. Thinking of allowing opposition political parties, just to give me a better idea of who to imprison. 5:18 PM May 26th via web
  7. I think for the holiday weekend I'll invite South Korea to a barbeque. #literally 4:34 PM May 25th via web
  8. Why Mark Zuckerberg is way crazier than I am: bit.ly/KR7Xls 12:06 PM May 25th via web
  9. New law in North Korea: mentioning words "SpaceX" together with "successful rocket launch" now punishable by death. 9:32 AM May 24th via web
  10. Egypt is a democracy now. I feel so alone. 12:54 PM May 23rd via web
  11. Iran is entering serious negotiations about its nuclear program. Pussies. 5:57 AM May 23rd via web
  12. URGENT ANYONE HAVE EMAIL ADDRESS FOR SPACEX NEED HELP LAUNCHING ROCKET CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE KTHXBYE 6:20 AM May 22nd via web
  13. If you thought the solar eclipse was cool, come visit North Korea. The lights have been out here for 60 years. 8:27 AM May 21st via web
  14. Bono may be the world's richest rock star, but he'll never be as great as Creed. #troof #CreedRulez #sofaking #good 5:38 PM May 20th via web
  15. Yo America: In North Korea, we have our own dissidents. We don't have to import them from China. #BOOM #LOL #KJiddyRulez 4:51 PM May 19th via web
  16. At least my rocket got off the ground. #SpaceX #embarrassing #LOL 5:05 AM May 19th via Mobile Web
  17. To all North Koreans: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So stop whining that there's no lunch or dinner. 6:14 AM May 18th via web
  18. Totes stoked yall - today I bought a million shares of Myspace! #PIMPIN 4:08 PM May 17th via web
  19. He is mos def crazier and eviller than I am: bit.ly/JyRz9R 7:53 AM May 17th via web
  20. I think Sacha Baron Cohen's new film is going to bomb. No one thinks dictators are funny. 6:54 AM May 16th via web
  • Name KimJongNumberUn
  • Location Pyongyang
  • Bio I used to be an unemployed twentysomething still living at home. Now I have nuclear weapons. It's all good, yo.
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