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  1. Why do so many high schools and colleges name their sports teams after animals that don't live in that area?
  2. Music, at its base, is a mimicry of language. It fools the brain into thinking it is listening to words.
  3. "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain and long words Bother me." -- Winnie-the-Pooh
  4. Classic advertising manipulation: "Sure it costs more, but I'm worth it!"
  5. Experts say the Ft Hood gunman may have suffered from Secondary Stress Disorder. Isn't that called "life"? Who doesn't have it?
  6. Overheard on the light rail in Phoenix: "In the the future, if you are going to write one of those emails, send it to me first."
  7. Most of the wars, feuds and violence of this planet can be explained by one person blaming another for his own failures.
  8. There are no permanently safe harbors. Anything you think guarantees lifelong security is really just a prison in disguise.
  9. Most human behavior is simply inaccessible to words. You can't talk people into changing. You can only punish and reward.
  10. Part of our personal growth is learning to consider options we previously weren't willing to accept.
  11. The answer to the biggest questions of existence is simply, "We don't know." Why should that be so hard to accept?
  12. What separates humans from the apes is not just the ability to learn but the ability to be taught - to blindly trust the wisdom of others.
  13. Without beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, where would our convenience store industry be?
  14. The Ft. Hood rampage illustrates what I've been saying all along: The real killer isn't stress but stress counselors!
  15. The root of religion isn't so much faith in God but faith that other people know more about God than you do.
  16. The liability of giving advice is that someone may follow it and get in trouble. Then you are responsible.
  17. Lesson of "A Serious Man": If you base your life on faith and fail to make your own judgments, you are ripe for catastrophe.
  18. #oxymorons: Addiction treatment.
  19. #oxymorons: Drink Responsibly.
  20. #oxymorons: Smartwater.