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  1. @AlienRedrum in that case I'll make the dog give back your share of snacks. Or get you your own share. Depending the kind of cookies
  2. Fine. Assholes. I got my own snack and I gave your share to the dogs. So there.
  3. Will someone please bring me a snack?
  4. @zakary Heaven is exactly like a Marriot hotel #fact
  5. The noise you hear is my dog fattikins snoring.
  6. @bigrob119 I read that as "clone" and was all why the hell are you rubbing yourself with clones?
  7. Some times I think ugly girls get pregnant just to have proof someone found them desirable.
  8. A random kid just hit me up for a buck. He had a lisp and said pretty please. Four year olds bring out the sucker in me.
  9. @mama_cakes it matters!
  10. I've decided to finish my shopping with local stores as much as possible.
  11. Those kids just fleeced me out of $20 and got me to buy their dinner
  12. Strollers do not equal battering rams, bitches.
  13. People still smoke in public?
  14. Oh glendale, you are a big pile of fail.
  15. Hey! Ya know what's a good idea when you're expecting several thousand people at your festival? Opening some parking lots!
  16. And why does a womans metabolism only work 1/3 as effectively as a mans? I'm going to have to stay on the couch three times as long now!
  17. Researchers say working out makes you eat more. Therefore, my ass is staying on the couch as a dieting technique.
  18. Also, it hurt. But that's secondary.
  19. Fucking fuck. I just tripped and snagged my brand new jeans. Stupid pavement. Stupid gravity.
  20. {Me too!} RT: @fattie20xl fat tony: i don't get mad. i get stabby.