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Kiki_Mo

  1. Ash is making gagging noises because I'm eating a peanut butter and pickle sandwich and he doesn't know what's good. 10:07 PM May 27th via HootSuite
  2. Me: I thought the guy who is dressed like Lando Calrissian was supposed to be Blackula. Ash: that's racist. 3:40 PM May 27th via HootSuite
  3. Fact: the speed of traffic is inversely proportional to your need to use the toilet. 2:06 PM May 25th via HootSuite
  4. Children are not "better off being raised by a mom and a dad". They're "better off" being raised by someone who loves them. 12:10 PM May 24th via HootSuite
  5. Three hours into my almost twenty hour day. 8:28 AM May 24th via HootSuite
  6. Ash: are you wearing a muumuu to work? Me: um, DUH. It's FRIDAY. 6:44 AM May 18th via HootSuite
  7. Ambien you tricky butch. I just needed s shirt. Now ha be s sweater a rumpled tunic s nd no pants. When I am found dead dressed as a... 9:51 PM May 14th via HootSuite
  8. Woohoo! Clean house day! 6:01 PM May 14th via HootSuite
  9. The hell, Jeopardy? How can your Princess Bride category have no questions about The Princess Bride?! 4:09 PM May 13th via HootSuite
  10. Dear Arizona, thanks for the sinus pressure, bloody noses and earache today. Remind me why I live here?! Suckit, Kiki 7:56 PM May 10th via HootSuite
  11. If my brain doesn't stop singing "Call me Al" I'm going to push Ash down some stairs since it's his fault it's stuck in there. 6:25 PM May 7th via HootSuite
  12. Just because you can get that bikini on, doesn't make it flattering. 7:53 AM May 7th via HootSuite
  13. Commence radio silence. See you on Monday, interwebs. 11:53 AM May 4th via HootSuite
  14. Sitting in a kosher restaurant full of Bubbies and they're playing Eminem on the PA. 8:40 AM May 3rd via HootSuite
  15. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooommmmm! 4:37 PM Apr 30th via HootSuite
  16. The homeless population around my office seem to be taking turns using a disreputable looking wheelchair. 1:37 PM Apr 27th via HootSuite
  17. Dear everyone everywhere ever, chew with your mouth closed. Because, seriously? Gross. Sucker, Kiki 9:22 AM Apr 27th via HootSuite
  18. @thebloggess is giving me social anxiety from laughing at her general anxiety in public. Which would be rude except I think that's the point 1:42 PM Apr 25th via HootSuite
  19. Worrying about a test someone else is taking may be more stressful than worrying about a test you are taking. 10:12 AM Apr 24th via HootSuite
  20. I think it's "Bring your favorite prostitute to Tempe Market Place" day. 7:52 PM Apr 20th via HootSuite