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  1. What is a Vampire*s Favorite Holiday??? Fangs-Giving!!! hehehe!!! Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!!! #Jokes
  2. Where do Meatballs go to Dance??? The Meatball!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  3. What kind of Fish play Poker??? Card Sharks!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  4. When is a Police Dog not a Police Dog??? When She*s an Undercover Agent!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  5. What*s the name of Captain Kirk*s Dog??? Mr. Spot!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  6. What made the Rabbit Grumpy??? A Bad Hare Day!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  7. What is Small and Purple and Dangerous??? A Grape with a Machine Gun!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  8. What kind of Dog does King Midas have??? A Golden Retriever!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  9. What is Red and goes Up and Down??? A Tomato in an Elevator!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  10. What do you call a Child riding a Tricycle??? A Tot Rod!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  11. I just gave my Pet Mouse a Bath... Now he*s Squeaky clean!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  12. Why is the Moon like a Dollar??? Because it has 4 Quarters!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  13. What did the Lobster give its Teacher??? A Crab Apple!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  14. Where does Superman do his Shopping??? At the Supermarket!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  15. What is a Cat*s Favorite Color??? Purr-ple!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  16. Why did the Cucumber hire a Lawyer??? Because it was in a Pickle!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  17. How can you tell if a Planet is Married??? Because it has a Ring around it!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  18. What did the Astronaut name his Dog??? Moon Rover!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  19. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Baseball Team??? Because She ran away from the Ball!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes
  20. Did you hear about the Piglet who made quite the Ham out of himself!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes