Kholler
- Teacher's away--party at the Jewseum. Party in this case meaning taking a full 30 min lunch break and rubbing bacon on everyone's keyboard.11:56 AM Jul 3rd from web
- What Peter Cetera lacks in looks, he makes up for in passion and metaphor.2:11 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Feels like a half-day. Since I'll never have a snow day again if I stay in SF, I'll let laziness create my justified slacker opportunities.11:12 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Peet's gave me an extra shot of espresso on the house, which amounts to an act of aggression.5:06 PM Jun 30th from web
- Week of the impulse buy: the State on DVD, staple gun, and more chai lattes than is reasonable for my income bracket.11:09 AM Jun 27th from web
- Tried to make a faux hott double entendre using board game names, but it proved surprisingly challenging. Life? Monopoly? Risk? Trouble?10:59 AM Jun 26th from web
- I am embarrassed and delighted that the pretentious quote of a previous tweet was on 30 rock, though as an example of a pretentious quote.6:30 PM Jun 21st from web
- i should not be left to make my own salad: egg, almonds, beets, chickpeas, avocado. So decadent.1:56 PM Jun 19th from web
- whoa, coworker/friend Jodi's cousin is David Berman from SIlver Jews. I'm Star of David-struck.5:47 PM Jun 18th from web
- Dancing to klezmer and eating emblazoned chocolate coins...I'm at an 8.7:24 PM Jun 17th from web
- Listened to Woody Allen on fresh air while not eating pork--68:10 PM Jun 16th from TwitterFon
- In preparation for Jewseum tweets, rating all I do on a scale of 1 to Jewy. I'm at a 4 right now--at a comedy show.8:06 PM Jun 16th from TwitterFon
- Which I feel comfortable saying as I am doing my fair share of the wanking6:15 PM Jun 1st from web
- @incidentist podcasts durr. Or just reading social media circle jerks about Twitter.6:10 PM Jun 1st from web
- Now doing this for money. Good thing I never liked it that much or it might ruin it.2:36 PM Jun 1st from web
- @daniellepatipa your work live! http://tiny.cc/zpEeo8:36 AM May 15th from web
- “Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what’s a heaven for?” —Robert Browning. Pretentious 'n true.7:23 PM Feb 24th from web
- who wants to help me make a podcast?10:22 AM Feb 18th from web
- Free bagels + capers in the kitchen = one happy Jew.12:46 PM Feb 12th from web
- Hoping that my former boss is not too distraught from layoffs to send in my grad school app. C'mon guy! Buck up!9:39 PM Feb 11th from web
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- Name Kaffy
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://quirkfacto...
- Bio Tall and trying to master the short form.
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