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  1. Teacher's away--party at the Jewseum. Party in this case meaning taking a full 30 min lunch break and rubbing bacon on everyone's keyboard.
  2. What Peter Cetera lacks in looks, he makes up for in passion and metaphor.
  3. Feels like a half-day. Since I'll never have a snow day again if I stay in SF, I'll let laziness create my justified slacker opportunities.
  4. Peet's gave me an extra shot of espresso on the house, which amounts to an act of aggression.
  5. Week of the impulse buy: the State on DVD, staple gun, and more chai lattes than is reasonable for my income bracket.
  6. Tried to make a faux hott double entendre using board game names, but it proved surprisingly challenging. Life? Monopoly? Risk? Trouble?
  7. I am embarrassed and delighted that the pretentious quote of a previous tweet was on 30 rock, though as an example of a pretentious quote.
  8. i should not be left to make my own salad: egg, almonds, beets, chickpeas, avocado. So decadent.
  9. whoa, coworker/friend Jodi's cousin is David Berman from SIlver Jews. I'm Star of David-struck.
  10. Dancing to klezmer and eating emblazoned chocolate coins...I'm at an 8.
  11. Listened to Woody Allen on fresh air while not eating pork--6
  12. In preparation for Jewseum tweets, rating all I do on a scale of 1 to Jewy. I'm at a 4 right now--at a comedy show.
  13. Which I feel comfortable saying as I am doing my fair share of the wanking
  14. @incidentist podcasts durr. Or just reading social media circle jerks about Twitter.
  15. Now doing this for money. Good thing I never liked it that much or it might ruin it.
  16. @daniellepatipa your work live! http://tiny.cc/zpEeo
  17. “Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?” —Robert Browning. Pretentious 'n true.
  18. who wants to help me make a podcast?
  19. Free bagels + capers in the kitchen = one happy Jew.
  20. Hoping that my former boss is not too distraught from layoffs to send in my grad school app. C'mon guy! Buck up!