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  1. @robcouk imagine ignoring my txt, terrible
  2. Girlfriend is grooming my back I.e picking any spots I have...how romantic
  3. @RobCoUk im going to call it rob the raging parasite as it eats anything and makes bad smells
  4. RT: @chrisclarkson RT @joe_carney: Designer quits his day job, leaves this for company to see on his desktop... http://bit.ly/5iPU9H
  5. When my problems started I had just returned from Spain and they worsened when I went to Portugal - damn water!
  6. So after my visit to nutritionist and £300 quid later I found out I have a parasite in my colon, contracted from contaminated water.
  7. Setting up vbulletin on new site, anyone got any tips on kickstarting a forum?
  8. @ClarkeDuncan kefalonia - quiet, beautiful, nice food and lack of brits
  9. @hairycornflakes yeh but you can say she flirted/slept with the tutor where as you did it all by the book...or copied straight out of it
  10. Watching "nothing to declare" showing auzzie customs officers at work, some travellers are right thicko's trying to bring allsorts into auz
  11. http://twitpic.com/qn4id - Disgraceful cabbie jumping out at roundabout when I had right of way!
  12. @robcouk .co.uk rocks my socks, .com is sooo last year
  13. Driving passed airport and had road rage with one of my mates, quite funny when we looked at each other!
  14. Apparently I'm too early and she's feeding her baby, what kind of fucking private service is that! Sitting in the car, least I got twitter
  15. Going to see a nutritionist charging £50/app after paying £200 for tests. Rocked up 10mins early and her mum asked if I could come back!
  16. Just answered the phone to my boss whilst on the toilet, I'm not digusting I was txting, he interupted me lol
  17. @DavidMurray marmaris is a better kebab house than capadocia imo
  18. @richardshorten good on you. you might have just saved a life, worth getting dirty for imo
  19. RT: @hairycornflakes why dont networks make it easy to deeplink? im staring at the dgm text links page of a campaign... slightly confused :@
  20. Well I'm off to bed, another busy week ahead. Weather is terrible outside, hopefully no more than 10 years of it ahead before I emigrate