Kevin_Wolf
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2012 is breaking international box-office records. I guess foreigners like watching their shit fall down.
about 2 hours ago
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@ How much of a nerd are you, really? Do you know what THAC0 means? How about the fal tor pan ritual? No? PSSSH!
about 2 hours ago
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@ THAT'S your huge announcement, you tease? I don't like her either, but you don't see making a big deal out of it.
about 2 hours ago
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Chicken-fried tofu for dinner. Sometimes those hippies know how to cook!
about 4 hours ago
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Is JURASSIC PARK Spielberg's last truly successful crowd-pleaser? You make the call! (The answer is "yes", by the way.)
about 5 hours ago
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RT @: - .@'s badge of honor.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Haha, I read that at first as "Billy Joel", and I wasn't sure how that made ANYBODY cool.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Never seen PASSION (I know how it ends), but Jim Caviezel has never struck me as particularly gifted with charisma.
about 6 hours ago
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My dog, forever in search of new ways to be stupid, never content to rest on her laurels, has just woofed at a beeping microwave.
about 7 hours ago
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@ I love my girlfriend, but I mentally undress more women than a Jedi Larry Flynt.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to ruthakers
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Living with a teenager is a never-ending episode of FEAR FACTOR'S GREATEST GROSS-OUTS.
about 7 hours ago
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Ian McKellen as Number Two in the new PRISONER: genius! Some douche who clearly isn't fit to cup MacGoohan's balls as Number Six: fail.
about 7 hours ago
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@ That's the only reason I'm not crying right now.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Shit, that's tonight? I would be TOTALLY excited if we hadn't recently canceled our dish.
about 7 hours ago
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It seems @ thinks I'm a "creepy stalker", but I'm like, "Hey, ladies! Who wants to send me her panties? I won't kill you!"
about 7 hours ago
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@ I'm fine with that distinction: I would wear the badge proudly.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Jillzey
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@ (Psst! We have to keep this up so somebody nominates us for Most Hilarious Twitter Couple. Shhh! Secret!)
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Jillzey
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@ What if somebody is married to several Thai ladyboys? I'm asking for a friend (Charlie Sheen).
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Mowgli3
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@ Yeah, but they'd be YOUR wives, hence "female polygamy", which I think we all can agree would be hella sexy.
about 7 hours ago
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@ @ Agree with Drew on this one. SPEED RACER rocks.
about 7 hours ago
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- Name Kevin Wolf
- Location Above it all in Salt Lake City
- Web http://pop-ogre.com
- Bio Writer. Humorist. Pervert. Consumer of pop culture. Boyfriend of @Jillzey.
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