Kevin_Wolf
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YES! No filibuster! The Senate can now move on to the next agonizingly slow, turtles-fucking-esque stage of its legislative process!
about 22 hours ago
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Say what you will about Betty Crocker Potato Buds, slow foodies, but OM NOM NOM BITCHES.
about 22 hours ago
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Ever have one of those days when you'd rather wipe a bum's asshole than go to work? If so, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
about 22 hours ago
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@ So you don't have chlamydia after all? AWESOME.
about 22 hours ago
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I feel like I should make an instructional video: "How Not to Shop Like a Cunt". I think it would help a lot of people.
about 22 hours ago
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@ Somebody's got a serious swoon for NEW MOON.
about 23 hours ago
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2:08 PM Nov 21st
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Calling all arsonists to my place of work! I have a task for you all.
2:02 PM Nov 21st
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@ The only "crowd" you need to worry about being "in" is me. Wait, no...I didn't mean that as gay as it sounded.
11:09 AM Nov 21st
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My hobby: meeting sexy people and quizzing them about their favorite movies and bands until I get depressed.
11:08 AM Nov 21st
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@ I spell it two different ways: one for the verb, and another for the noun. I like precision.
11:05 AM Nov 21st
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@ Fine, monkey. Followed. This better be worth it.
10:58 AM Nov 21st
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It seems that Sarah Palin is such a quitter, she can't even stick it out to the end for her own book signing. Who is surprised?
8:36 AM Nov 21st
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@ Sometimes you just have to put your foot down, and FOX looks amazing. There will be plenty of disposable Disney crap later.
4:16 PM Nov 20th
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@ I support this course of action.
4:09 PM Nov 20th
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Writing assignment: tell us about a time you wet your pants, in explicit detail. Uh, men, you guys can write about whatever.
4:04 PM Nov 20th
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@ Yes. It was a prequel.
3:57 PM Nov 20th
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Also, tell that person that he/she can't live in the basement forever, and that dinner is ready, and would it kill her/him to have a shower?
3:35 PM Nov 20th
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Pity the person, wherever he or she may be, who is excited by the news of an in-development UNDERWORLD 4.
3:34 PM Nov 20th
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The only question keeping me from making a series of humorously-captioned bukkake pics is whether to call them "LOLbukkake" or "LOL-kake".
3:08 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Kevin Wolf
- Location Above it all in Salt Lake City
- Web http://pop-ogre.com
- Bio Writer. Humorist. Pervert. Consumer of pop culture. Boyfriend of @Jillzey.
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