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  1. Not sure how I feel when a waitress slides in next to me at my booth to take my order. I guess it's the diner version of a lap dance. #fb about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD. #fb 7:40 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  3. Great names for bottled moon water from you guys. Thanks! So creative and funny. I'll tweet my favorites of yours tonight. #fb 9:34 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  4. Product name ideas for bottled moon water: "Lunar Drops", "Moon Hydrats", "Craterade" and "NASA Hydrinks." - And yours? 7:24 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  5. Just called Sparkletts and added three cases of bottled moon water to my next delivery. #fb 7:04 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  6. Ironically, for some people, 2012 will be the end of the world. RIP in advance. #fb 6:30 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  7. @eddieizzard : Hello Amsterdam! Enjoy Eddie. He is usually pretty funny...on ocassion...most times...fairly sure. 11:42 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to eddieizzard
  8. Congrats to @officialpaisley for great job hosting CMA's last night and for winning! It's a win win situation! 2:47 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  9. Remembering and grateful to all the veterans today! 10:25 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  10. When are people going to realize the Segway is not such a great invention? #fb 3:37 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  11. Yes, I have a wandering eye but my other is a lazy eye...so it all balances out. No harm, no foul. #fb 7:38 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  12. Thank you, Cincinnati! I'm taking your laughs with me and putting them in Tupperware when I get home. #fb 5:38 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  13. Congratulations to my friend @ScottHamilton09 on his big skating comeback event/fundraiser in Cleveland today. Backflips and all!! #fb 10:11 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  14. Is it fair to say iPhone charger cords are about a foot too short? Apple needs to lengthen them or raise our electric outlets a foot! #fb 5:16 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  15. Now I no why peopel abriviate they're tweats. To meny followirs luv too make speling an grammer corections. This tweets for you! Injoy!!!!! 3:16 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  16. Who's coming to my shows in Cincinatti, OH this weekend? Funny Bones at The Levee. You can drive your Chevy! #fb 12:12 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  17. Is it fair to say iTunes has become a 99 Cents store? #fb 10:09 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. I guess it's about time to get out of my clown costume... 7:04 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  19. Don't let the dark fool you. It's still early. 6:48 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  20. This just in - Thousands injured when they sprang ahead and then fell back. #fb 8:15 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie