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  1. I'm getting a little tired of people asking me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving. I'M GOING TRICK OR TREATING!!! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Thanksgiving Day dinner list: locked doors; check. Lights out; check. Phone disconnected; check. Well hid under the bed; check. 10:30 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  3. Friends get a little something extra this year when I lick the Christmas card envelope with food still in my mouth. #fb 4:58 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  4. This is what I stare at for the next 15 minutes. I mentally download it then go on stage. It's what I do. http://yfrog.com/3lobrj 8:09 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  5. Don't you quit me, Oprah! You're not gonna like the real world. It's cold out here! 12:32 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  6. RT @trumpetcake Someone give @kellyoxford a book deal and a TV show for christsakes. 11:28 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  7. I apologize for the nationwide computer glitch this morning. I was using my new 'hot plate' app on my iPhone. #fb 7:35 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  8. I like to 'dog ear' my cat's ear. Yes, it does create an identity crisis but it helps me remember where I left off with him. #fb 7:18 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  9. Thx for the Happy Birthday wishes! Heading to Chicago today to start another year. Zanies in Vernon Hills & St. Charles. #fb 8:50 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  10. Just came up with a TV show about a group of spoiled kids that end the world; "Beverly Hills - 92012." #fb 10:13 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  11. Just finished man-handling Jay Leno's chin on his show tonight. #fb 5:38 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  12. Not sure how I feel when a waitress slides in next to me at my booth to take my order. I guess it's the diner version of a lap dance. #fb 3:03 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  13. Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD. #fb 7:40 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  14. Great names for bottled moon water from you guys. Thanks! So creative and funny. I'll tweet my favorites of yours tonight. #fb 9:34 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  15. Product name ideas for bottled moon water: "Lunar Drops", "Moon Hydrats", "Craterade" and "NASA Hydrinks." - And yours? 7:24 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  16. Just called Sparkletts and added three cases of bottled moon water to my next delivery. #fb 7:04 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  17. Ironically, for some people, 2012 will be the end of the world. RIP in advance. #fb 6:30 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  18. @eddieizzard : Hello Amsterdam! Enjoy Eddie. He is usually pretty funny...on ocassion...most times...fairly sure. 11:42 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to eddieizzard
  19. Congrats to @officialpaisley for great job hosting CMA's last night and for winning! It's a win win situation! 2:47 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  20. Remembering and grateful to all the veterans today! 10:25 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie