kevin_nealon
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Not sure how I feel when a waitress slides in next to me at my booth to take my order. I guess it's the diner version of a lap dance.
about 22 hours ago
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Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD.
7:40 PM Nov 14th
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Great names for bottled moon water from you guys. Thanks! So creative and funny. I'll tweet my favorites of yours tonight.
9:34 AM Nov 14th
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Product name ideas for bottled moon water: "Lunar Drops", "Moon Hydrats", "Craterade" and "NASA Hydrinks." - And yours?
7:24 AM Nov 14th
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Just called Sparkletts and added three cases of bottled moon water to my next delivery.
7:04 AM Nov 14th
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Ironically, for some people, 2012 will be the end of the world. RIP in advance.
6:30 AM Nov 14th
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@ : Hello Amsterdam! Enjoy Eddie. He is usually pretty funny...on ocassion...most times...fairly sure.
11:42 AM Nov 13th
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Congrats to @ for great job hosting CMA's last night and for winning! It's a win win situation!
2:47 PM Nov 12th
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Remembering and grateful to all the veterans today!
10:25 AM Nov 11th
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When are people going to realize the Segway is not such a great invention?
3:37 PM Nov 9th
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Yes, I have a wandering eye but my other is a lazy eye...so it all balances out. No harm, no foul.
7:38 PM Nov 8th
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Thank you, Cincinnati! I'm taking your laughs with me and putting them in Tupperware when I get home.
5:38 AM Nov 8th
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Congratulations to my friend @ on his big skating comeback event/fundraiser in Cleveland today. Backflips and all!!
10:11 PM Nov 7th
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Is it fair to say iPhone charger cords are about a foot too short? Apple needs to lengthen them or raise our electric outlets a foot!
5:16 PM Nov 6th
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Now I no why peopel abriviate they're tweats. To meny followirs luv too make speling an grammer corections. This tweets for you! Injoy!!!!!
3:16 PM Nov 6th
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Who's coming to my shows in Cincinatti, OH this weekend? Funny Bones at The Levee. You can drive your Chevy!
12:12 PM Nov 6th
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Is it fair to say iTunes has become a 99 Cents store?
10:09 AM Nov 6th
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I guess it's about time to get out of my clown costume...
7:04 PM Nov 4th
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Don't let the dark fool you. It's still early.
6:48 PM Nov 2nd
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This just in - Thousands injured when they sprang ahead and then fell back.
8:15 PM Nov 1st
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- Name Kevin Nealon
- Location Los Angeles, Ca.
- Web http://www.kevinn...
- Bio Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
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