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  1. I'm getting a little tired of people asking me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving. I'M GOING TRICK OR TREATING!!!
  2. Thanksgiving Day dinner list: locked doors; check. Lights out; check. Phone disconnected; check. Well hid under the bed; check.
  3. Friends get a little something extra this year when I lick the Christmas card envelope with food still in my mouth. #fb
  4. This is what I stare at for the next 15 minutes. I mentally download it then go on stage. It's what I do. http://yfrog.com/3lobrj
  5. Don't you quit me, Oprah! You're not gonna like the real world. It's cold out here!
  6. RT @trumpetcake Someone give @kellyoxford a book deal and a TV show for christsakes.
  7. I apologize for the nationwide computer glitch this morning. I was using my new 'hot plate' app on my iPhone. #fb
  8. I like to 'dog ear' my cat's ear. Yes, it does create an identity crisis but it helps me remember where I left off with him. #fb
  9. Thx for the Happy Birthday wishes! Heading to Chicago today to start another year. Zanies in Vernon Hills & St. Charles. #fb
  10. Just came up with a TV show about a group of spoiled kids that end the world; "Beverly Hills - 92012." #fb
  11. Just finished man-handling Jay Leno's chin on his show tonight. #fb
  12. Not sure how I feel when a waitress slides in next to me at my booth to take my order. I guess it's the diner version of a lap dance. #fb
  13. Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD. #fb
  14. Great names for bottled moon water from you guys. Thanks! So creative and funny. I'll tweet my favorites of yours tonight. #fb
  15. Product name ideas for bottled moon water: "Lunar Drops", "Moon Hydrats", "Craterade" and "NASA Hydrinks." - And yours?
  16. Just called Sparkletts and added three cases of bottled moon water to my next delivery. #fb
  17. Ironically, for some people, 2012 will be the end of the world. RIP in advance. #fb
  18. @eddieizzard : Hello Amsterdam! Enjoy Eddie. He is usually pretty funny...on ocassion...most times...fairly sure.
  19. Congrats to @officialpaisley for great job hosting CMA's last night and for winning! It's a win win situation!
  20. Remembering and grateful to all the veterans today!