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Kevin_Church

  1. The new Sigur Rós album is out and it's only $5 on @amazonmp3! amazon.com/Valtari-Sigur-…
  2. Why is it that the most humorless people feel the need to pontificate endlessly about comedy, and when will they develop self-awareness?
  3. "Hey, can I get a cocktail?" FOUR MINUTES OF HORRIBLE DANCE MUSIC LATER, "Here you go!" youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0d…
  4. @thechrishaley Doctor if they're real assholes about it.
  5. Has there been anyone who's eaten at French Laundry or Per Se that's not photographed every part of their meal?
  6. REMINDER: a new THE LINE came out today. agreeablecomics.com/theline/?p=96
  7. @theisb Yup.
  8. 1162 calories.
  9. @amboy00 It's that weird idea that film gives a thing legitimacy. Instead of just being that thing.
  10. Wait, this AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR show doesn't feature Michael Dudikoff just punching and kicking the teeth out of wannabes?
  11. @poolhalljames Antigone is already pretty great stuff; that sounds like a wonderful piece of translation/presentation.
  12. Woof, that MINIMALIST JLA piece by @ChrisSamnee shuts down every other person using that motif. chrissamnee.com/2012/05/sketch…
  13. Saw this poster last night. I seriously wish it were a Jack Davis cartoon instead of a photochopped nightmare. impawards.com/2012/thats_my_…
  14. @futurebatlady (Also, if I say "diaper wipes," that probably says way, way too much about how much I hate public restrooms, right?)
  15. @futurebatlady (Seriously, though. Business cards, small notebook for when you meet people, a water bottle.)
  16. @futurebatlady A bat'leth.
  17. That's it, giving up on the gym, buying this, then robbing a bank. amazon.com/Convict-Condit…
  18. Joe Pesci youtube.com/watch?v=CHdWyL… #rappersweforgotabout