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KevinSage

  1. We've got books here if they need them. The new computer version is so easy they don't need to preread. U can use the video as a guide o ...
  2. Have u ever met somebody's spouse & wondered, "Wow, I wonder what they looked like before they let themselves... fb.me/1PUX0ilqV
  3. 150 people are killed by coconuts every year. So please, never get into a car with a coconut you don't know.
  4. Every time I trace a dead body with chalk I recall the fond memories of my childhood "hand turkey" drawings.
  5. Welcome to Candyland! Where everybody has diabetes and nobody has teeth.
  6. Let's organize a Race for the maniCURE. It'll be the only open-toed race in the country.
  7. If somebody with cancer was sitting next to me, I wouldn't be annoyed that they were sick. But when somebody next... fb.me/10GBP8APf
  8. I wonder if the Egyptians were like, "Ooh! Flash Mob!" and then they realized it was just a locust plague?
  9. I'll bet bomb sniffing dogs think they're cooler than butt sniffing dogs.
  10. Beastie Boys/MCA Tribute - Kevin Sage | Watch the video: socialcam.com/s/xbrIwyFO fb.me/13dfSZVCQ
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  12. If I had a time machine, I'd go back to the Garden of Eden & go down in history as the guy who told Adam to grow a pear.
  13. Thx RT @andohmusicworld: @KevinSage nice to meet you , i watched your amazing funny Video who James Brunt ur beautiful , then i follow you
  14. Discovery of the Day: Jean-Claude Van Damme movies are equally riveting on mute.
  15. Friends speak the truth, even when it's hard. Bert, when will you confront Ernie about his fake tanning problem?
  16. FYI - The actor playing you in a reenactment will always be hotter than you.
  17. I'll bet Darwin would disapprove of warning labels.
  18. RT Cool Dad Takes Awesome Photos of His Daughters photographyblogger.net/cool-dad-takes…
  19. RT @TheNextWeb: The most ridiculous (and awesome) slo-mo footage ever shot with a $100,000 camera tnw.to/1E5ca by @mpanzarino
  20. Newt Gingrich was nipped by a penguin at the Zoo the other day. Makes sense. Penguins are devoutly monogamous.