KevinDollarSign
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@ but when everything goes according to plan, you can rub your hands together and laugh evil-ly. So that's pretty fun.
6:35 AM Mar 9th
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in reply to davebury
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@ you don't need 10gb, or HD video. And I believe ads only show up if you're super popular, so humourisms never had to deal with it
11:20 AM Mar 8th
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in reply to RobStears
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@ I don't remember either of those options. What are you paying for?
11:16 AM Mar 8th
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in reply to RobStears
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Happy International Womens Day! Tomorrow it's back on your pedestal where I can admire/fear you from a safe distance.
2:31 AM Mar 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ @ I'll believe it when I see it. He's more mystery than man.
5:42 PM Mar 5th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to WildeAboutOscar
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As a kid, I never got pressure to smoke to be cool. I think it was because the kids knew I was more than one cigarette away from being cool
10:16 AM Mar 3rd
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In todays new Game Boys, shit gets real.
4:58 AM Mar 3rd
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It blows my mind that there are people my age raising kids. The only thing I've ever raised is a pokemon.
3:27 AM Mar 2nd
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Sometimes I want to give my opinions on politics or how the world works. Then I remember I'm 24 and nobody gives a shit what I think
6:42 AM Feb 28th
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@ that's very forward thinking of you!
1:54 AM Feb 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to davebury
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Found this in my spam folder. Good thing I caught it! I almost missed this important email from a Hollywood A-lister
11:10 AM Feb 25th
via web
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I somehow convinced myself to replace today's trip to the gym with a burrito and TV. I should be a negotiator.
9:43 AM Feb 25th
via Silver Bird
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Today, @ has great insight in the Jeremy Lin/ESPN scandal. Or, something like that.
4:52 AM Feb 25th
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@ He does now!
7:37 AM Feb 22nd
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in reply to joshourisman
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In America, EVERY Tuesday is Pancake Tuesday. Most Thursdays are too.
5:18 AM Feb 21st
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@ thank you - cement jordan 4s, a classic 'balling out of control' shoe, as proven by this image:
4:00 AM Feb 20th
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in reply to baubert
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@ you should share some with the girl bumping & dancing in front of you
1:06 AM Feb 20th
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in reply to Rupertt
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Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone... But I might be balling... OUT OF CONTROL
6:24 AM Feb 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Today I learned that "Fruit & Fiber" is the name of the product, not the ingredient list. It's way less healthy than I thought it was.
4:27 AM Feb 17th
via Silver Bird
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"Goodnight Moon" I say, pushing a fat child who should be sleeping down a flight of stairs.
5:14 PM Feb 15th
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- Name Kevin Lockard
- Location Dublin
- Web http://www.kevinl...
- Bio Obligatory list of things describing me: comedian, game developer, sexual tornado
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