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kevinbauman

  1. Once played jenga,the result...the empire state building.your welcome
  2. Once charged his cell phone just by rubbing it against his beard
  3. Makes onions cry
  4. has played hungry hungry hippos with real hippos
  5. Is so talented that if he ate a rubiks cube he would crap it out solved
  6. Says dana plato,john candy,and the yankees all great champions..all dead
  7. RIP hootie and the blowfish,your music has produced a generation of readers
  8. vows the yanks r back!!c u in october
  9. Shivah on hold,yanks show some life...
  10. Is happy about how good his fantasy football draft went,i smell a trophy
  11. Wants 2 open a bar called the put it inn
  12. Is disgusted that arod has been part of more dp's this year than jenna jameson
  13. Wonders if arod will answer the bell and save our season?
  14. Thinks this ump is squeezing pettite like charmin,f'n douche
  15. Wont ever believe that its not butter
  16. Needs a shave,i look like robin williams knuckles right now
  17. Doesnt get why they made interacial facial 9?they answered all questions in the 8th 1
  18. Has just written a book of poetry called let me put my poems in you
  19. Is training 2 drink an 8 pint version of the boot from beerfest,details 2 follow
  20. Says jammin on the 1 at parties