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  1. Aww, thanks! RT @Kaitlin862 Listening to the New @SiskelandNegro podcast at work - just what I needed to make it thru the hump of this week.
  2. I'm sure now if any guy pops the question, opens that box, & his lady sees JARED on the inside, there is long laughter b4 she can even reply
  3. "He went to Jared?" "HE WENT TO JARED!!" I'd imagine those commercials are actually driving business away from that place. Try again, Jared?
  4. The "apology" Tiger should've given: "YES, I am fucking...Lots of people! Now can I get back to watching Flash Forward? Thank you!"
  5. @janinebrito Secret?!
  6. @tammyhsia Envy.
  7. @janinebrito I'm popping popcorn for this event as we speak!
  8. Even my DVR is so excited about a potential "Meredith Baxter Coming Out" Lifetime movie, it just made one up and set itself to record.
  9. If TigerWoods cheated on his wife w/Meredith Baxter, THEN I'd be interested. And we'd probably all have lots of questions for both of them.
  10. @elite_qt "...Effed up BB" - Bathroom Break? BaBy? BodyBag? BednBreakfast? I'm confused.
  11. Does the world understand that Meredith Baxter being gay is waaaay more interesting than Tiger Woods cheating?
  12. Just whisper it to me; no one will hear. RT @rajskub I wish I could tell you what I'm doing in ctu today.
  13. @elite_qt I haven't been in touch since our last meeting. I feel like you may be getting into some sort of tomfoolery somewhere.
  14. Nice. And "forthwith" gets a guffaw! RT @racheltrue Release the hounds forthwith! (for @kevinavery ; )
  15. Brand new ep of the @SiskelandNegro podcast featuring legendary comedian Jake Johannsen @jakethis BEST EVER! http://tinyurl.com/ydtbuog
  16. @RonDeVoe FlufferNutter? Haha! Bruh, that sounds like 2 different things that have nothing to do with peanut butter, jelly, or marshmallows.
  17. @wkamaubell Careful @baratunde; I've been trained in the art of fake re-tweets. You don't wanna engage this! RT Smack 2 the head.
  18. @wkamaubell How will @baratunde make up for his @RooftopComedy slight of ME? #startinitupagain
  19. @jendeaderick The key word there being "rest".
  20. @jayzombie @Poshy I feel like I just walked into a room at the wrong end of a convo. Are we...are we all supposed to be peeing now?