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  1. RT @MoAlexander: RT @andyandyfleming: Today is the last day to get advance tickets for tomorrow's show w/ @dominicdierkes & @moalexander ...
  2. Going to my girlfriend's company's Xmas party tonight. What goes well with free booze? Oxycontin it is, then. "Hello boss dude!"
  3. @MoAlexander Holy shit! I think I did that room 7 years ago! It hasn't been burned down for the insurance yet??!!
  4. @KMurrell are you and your little one ok?
  5. Just watched "Paranormal Activity". I now have a better understanding of my last relationship.
  6. @andyandyfleming This reminded me of...something. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMW2a4tMeT4
  7. "Inglourious Basterds" just arrived @ my house a mere day after it's release on DVD. NETFLIX, our relationship shall continue.
  8. My bad. Good luck tonight. Bitch. RT @KMurrell: Why haven't you wished me luck for the south street competition yet? Jerk.
  9. Thank you to @andyandyfleming & @KMurrell for having me on their podcast #Mostly Comedy last night. Salisbury Slim creeped me out, though.
  10. Going to be a guest on @andyandyfleming & @KMurrell 's "Mostly Comedy" podcast tonight. Got questions for me? Submit to @andyandyfleming.
  11. Dexter season finale was one of the (if not THE) best I've ever seen a seris have. The creepy thing though...my g (cont) http://tl.gd/18ep0
  12. <snicker> RT @andyandyfleming:...#MostlyComedy is doing well, so thanks everyone! Recording Tuesday w/ @kerry_white. Got questions for him?
  13. "Rusted Brandy in a diamond glass Everything is made from dreams Time is made from honey slow and sweet Only (cont) http://tl.gd/17psl
  14. Heading to Columbus Georgia for 2 shows tonight at The Loft. 8 and 10pm. Always a rowdy crowd at the late show. Goooooood.
  15. The Twit Cleaner looks interesting! Check it out here http://is.gd/5bxmu
  16. @SheaWhite sorry to hear that, hon.
  17. RT @SheaWhite: lost my best friend yesterday. He was the best dog EVER. RIP, Darwin.
  18. RT @memphiscomedy: Memphis, get your tickets NOW! for Joe Rogan w/ Joey "Coco" Diaz this Fri. at the High Point Ballroom!!! www.bigfunny ...
  19. I'm in Memphis this Friday, Dec. 11, 2009 9:00 PM High Point Ballroom (at corner of Maine & Jackson) 111 Jacks (cont) http://tl.gd/16rmu
  20. RT @Lawcomic: If you are a comic (or, for that matter anyone) with an iphone or itouch, get the free Dragon dictation app. It's great f ...