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KerrySchafer

  1. @GroovyMystery That could be it.
  2. @GroovyMystery @Julie_Butcher He's not little, he's 17 and old enough to be able to show a little restraint. At 10 pm.
  3. @Julie_Butcher Responded to said DM. There is language.
  4. @Julie_Butcher LOL about the earbuds. I know it. So unjust.
  5. @Julie_Butcher You have a teenager who wakes at 4 am? That is an aberration -
  6. @Julie_Butcher Running up the stairs. Dropping dishes into the sink. I was in this drifty word space, wine enhanced. Feel like screaming now
  7. @Julie_Butcher I know, right? If you open the fridge, you must slam it. If you put ice in a glass, drop it loudly. Gulp your water.
  8. and the teenager comes home, disturbing the peace. Why must everything be so loud I ask you? why?
  9. @lostcheerio And, btw, they really hurt. And come in clumps. And stick into your skin. And have chemical irritants. Can flatten bike tires
  10. @lostcheerio LOLOL. Well, I dunno for sure. Things are a mite strange in Texas so anything is possible. But it's probably the spiny plant
  11. RT @LeighEvans001 Wherein I tell the truth about the editorial process. Blog's up: What does Hell look like? leighevans.wordpress.com
  12. @BeeGirlBlue Cheers!!
  13. @lostcheerio If you're talking about the spreading ground weed with the spiky little seeds that can work into flesh - real.
  14. @Kathy_Crowley LOL. So glad to know I'm not alone.
  15. @BeeGirlBlue Ooh, wine. A most excellent idea.
  16. @lostcheerio Oh, ow. Goatheads HURT.
  17. @vscotttheauthor Oh, good! That's a relief.
  18. Confusement or not, I think maybe this scene is finally working. ~crosses fingers~ #amwriting
  19. Note to self: confusement is not a word. #amwriting
  20. @Branli @jeffekennedy The Viking and I said we didn't like it, but we were talking about it three days later. That is art, I believe.