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KerryOracleGuy

  1. @karlarao: Nice MindMap of Plan Stability goo.gl/mybKV 6:19 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @alexgorbachev Dude - I'm not much of a twitter guy - email works better The BDWS was interesting. Beers with Graham & JB & Greg was better! 4:10 PM May 22nd via web in reply to alexgorbachev
  3. “@stewartbryson: Oracle CBO: the only low-cost Oracle option. #optimizerbumperstickers” Ha! Best one I've seen 12:08 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Happy to be heading home from Oracle Big Data Workshop in CA. 4:05 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @TanelPoder s delivering his Advanced Oracle Troubleshooting class online next week. Still time to sign up. goo.gl/O5bcB 11:51 AM May 9th via web
  6. It's been cool having @CaryMillsap at the #Enkitec office this week along with the other #Method-R guys. Feels like old home week. 5:06 PM Apr 25th via web
  7. @yvelikanov Problem w theory too early though is we tend to ignore facts that don't prove/disprove the theory. 1:43 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to yvelikanov
  8. @DBAKevlar "Just threw up ..." maybe not the best choice of words. ;) 3:33 PM Apr 11th via web in reply to DBAKevlar
  9. @yvelikanov Hardest part is not coming up with theories until you've collected enough data. (next is knowing how much data is enough) 7:07 PM Apr 10th via web in reply to yvelikanov
  10. Rule #2 of Tuning: Never believe anything anyone says. Seriously! Look at the data yourself. 6:48 PM Apr 10th via web
  11. @CaryMillsap Ha Your a puny guy! 6:44 PM Apr 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CaryMillsap
  12. @DBAKevlar @CaryMillsap @acolvin All OK at the #Enkitec office. Although lots of damage around the city. 3:43 PM Apr 3rd via web in reply to DBAKevlar
  13. @MGralike I agree. Pretty cool that #RMOUG publishes that info. I was told I could be more professional. Should I cut my hair? 3:03 PM Mar 28th via web in reply to MGralike
  14. Congrats to @acolvin, the newest Oracle Ace! 12:11 PM Mar 26th via web
  15. About to listen to @acolvin deliver the @enkitec Exadata Admin class. I expect to learn a bunch. 6:05 AM Mar 26th via web
  16. @jjilocats food trucks twitter.com/KerryOracleGuy… 9:21 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @terrymosher don't be a duffus 9:18 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to terrymosher
  18. @karen_morton @DBAKevlar Yeah - I never get to ride in the front. :( (unless they booted me off an earlier flight) :) 3:11 PM Mar 18th via web in reply to karen_morton
  19. @kevinclosson @karen_morton actually it ran in an hour on #Exadata which is not too bad considering 6:47 PM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPad in reply to kevinclosson