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Kerosene

  1. How did pizza get in my shoe?
  2. @DealExtremeFans I've cancelled 7 of my last 12 DX orders. Other stores can ship faster than you can refund cancelled orders. FAIL.
  3. Just accidentally picked up the wrong bottle and poured myself an 80/20 beer and red wine combo. Works for me.
  4. @DealExtremeFans You've just lost me as a customer, + my friends, family, and anyone else that will listen to me. Lightake & BuyInCoins FTW.
  5. @DealExtremeFans DealExtreme has collapsed. New orders go directly to backorder. They are refusing refunds & not replying to emails. AVOID.
  6. @DealExtremeFans 3/4 of my latest "in stock" orders are on back order. I am now impulse buying elsewhere because of it. Not good enough!
  7. 8 hours of No Agenda, Security Now and The Survival Podcast to catch up on tomorrow. Writing it off as "work". :)
  8. @dcwarehouse Thanks to Janet at DCW for replacing my faulty ELPH. Good customer service goes a long way. +1 happy customer. :) :)
  9. @JBHiFi, 20 days for my refund to be processed? Endless unanswered phones calls, endless unanswered emails. Bye bye.
  10. @diradio <3 Vocal Trance right now. Thank u :)
  11. @JBHiFi, your online store is a joke. You are losing customers because of it, and even your (in store) staff hate you.
  12. My fling with Battlefield didn't work out. I was wrong. I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again. Please take me back. #mw3 #cod #ps3
  13. No more whiteboard for me. I'm using Stickies - the best sticky note app for Windows. Works great on 7 x64. Thanks Tom! zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/index…
  14. @DealExtremeFans I just got a PayPal refund for a cancelled DX order. More companies should have customer service like DX.
  15. SNES emulation heaven. EeePC 901 + Bluetooth PS3 controller + Snes9X + VGA output to TV = WIN. #SNES #EEEPC twitter.com/Kerosene/statu…
  16. uIEC has opened up a world of possibilities to my humble little VIC-20. Thank you Jim Brain! #vic-20 #vic20 #uIEC twitter.com/Kerosene/statu…
  17. @super_karma 111111 coin arrived today. Thank you ernie! #itm twitter.com/Kerosene/statu…
  18. I've just finished installing the Commodore time portal in a corner of my office... twitter.com/Kerosene/statu…
  19. ICO for PS3 is either way more difficult than it was on PS2, or the #dumbening has finally kicked in. Still, it's totally epic & beautiful.
  20. I'm rewriting TWP Auctions from the ground up. If anyone's got a feature request, now is your chance to let me know. thewebsiteprofessionals.com/twp-auctions/