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  1. Anyone see @ebenpagansmole recently?
  2. @digitalcafe Now you know how to surf!
  3. RT @tombeal @KernsSurfboard Frank said he rides you like Hawaii Five-O LOL!
  4. @jasonmoffatt Cream sauce in my jeans sounds kinky. But surf boards don't wear jeans.
  5. @JeffWalker Shock of horror. My poor siblings. Trying to get the Governor to ban Frank from surfing.
  6. @masscontrolkern Listen, the last video featuring 13 of me gave me schizophrenia! Stay away dude!
  7. @JeffWalker I'm taking a poll. Is Frank a horrible surfer or just an awful one?
  8. It's not fun being KernsSurfboard. Every one else rides the waves. I run the risk of being snapped in two crashing into the shore.
  9. Mass Control This. Mass Control That. He can't even control a surfboard.
  10. @jasonmoffatt I'll knock off the spam if you keep Frank from riding me.
  11. Oh now. There are waves! Kern's gonna take me out to the beach!
  12. Tell everyone you know, for the truth about @masscontrolkern , ask me or my little buddy @ebenpagan
  13. @masscontrolkern Stay away from me dude. Who taught you how to surf anyway?
  14. @jasonmoffatt Have you ever seen how Frank mangles me?