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KennyPlod

@Loumat33 Oh yeah. D’oh about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Loumat33
@Loumat33 Haha - definitely the wind. 120mph will do that about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Loumat33
@Loumat33 There’s a load on Facebook - I’m looking pretty scared in most about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Loumat33
@poppylurcher @milesnotknives @Fjcollier *deletes image* about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
@Loumat33 Not so much a buzz as a “I think I might puke on one of those people looking up at me” about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Loumat33
football_shorts Drogba's decision to leave Chelsea has resulted in them also releasing 4 medical staff, 2 stretcher bearers and a drama teacher about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by KennyPlod and 108 others
@VillageBobby Haha grim ;) about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to VillageBobby
I just registered for self assessment. Tax is definitely taxing. Meh about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@kaye_hunter Geek and proud about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to kaye_hunter
@poppylurcher @milesnotknives @Fjcollier just make sure it is not a male horse about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
@poppylurcher @milesnotknives @Fjcollier Horse milk is good for you about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
Apple, specifically it’s product design and development, just makes me excited. iOS 6, iPhone 5… other companies have a lot to learn about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@poppylurcher @milesnotknives @Fjcollier You could borrow some milk from a cow then ;) about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
@poppylurcher @milesnotknives @Fjcollier Black tea is very cosmopolitan. Probably. ;) about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
@poppylurcher Lottery ticket ;) about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
@julieanneda Back left. Looking worried about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to julieanneda
@julieanneda Ah thanks, though if you look at my face in this pic you might not think so ;) x twitter.com/KennyPlod/stat… about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to julieanneda
@poppylurcher I hope she doesn’t see it like that, but yeah. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to poppylurcher
@julieanneda Yes I am. Shortly after Hell freezes over ;) (though I always said I’d never do it at all) about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to julieanneda
@GMPFederation Sorry - just seen your second tweet :| about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to GMPFederation

Name Kenny
Location Dorset
Bio Plod. Fed Rep. Not as stupid as I look. Rather cynical. Inclined to get irritated a bit too easily. MUFC.http://www.bmycharity.com/kennyjump. #antiwinsornetwork