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KennShapiro

Ah, Passover--the annual commemoration of matzah's 40-year journey through my digestive system. 9:16 AM Apr 7th via web
freshrhetoric 2012 New Year's Resolutions (More or Less) wp.me/pV5qs-1nv 9:38 AM Dec 21st, 2011 via WordPress.com Retweeted by KennShapiro
NEWSFLASH: Gary Johnson drops out of race for GOP Presidential nomination. No, we've never heard of him either. 6:40 AM Dec 21st, 2011 via web
VanityFair "He was a man of insatiable appetites--for cigarettes, for scotch, for company, for great writing . . ." GC remembers vnty.fr/tQlMv7 5:59 AM Dec 16th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by KennShapiro and 69 others
freshrhetoric The Freshest Rhetoric of 2011: Elizabeth Warren wp.me/pV5qs-1ly 11:54 AM Dec 14th, 2011 via WordPress.com Retweeted by KennShapiro
Hey, remember that guy, Herman Cain? Whatever happened to him? 9:47 AM Dec 14th, 2011 via web
GerardMulligan1 Rick Perry turns down Trump debate. Not because it's Trump; because it's a debate. 8:19 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web Retweeted by KennShapiro and 2 others
freshrhetoric Um, wow. Wealth of one US family equals that of bottom 30% of Americans. Find out which family: thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/1… 7:27 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web Retweeted by KennShapiro
freshrhetoric Love, The Donald wp.me/pV5qs-1kc 11:55 AM Dec 8th, 2011 via WordPress.com Retweeted by KennShapiro
More Trump Effect: Mario Batali to moderate Food Network’s “Republican Deb-Eat,” in which candidates must debate with their mouths full. 11:05 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
More Trump Effect: On ESPN, during Monday Night Football, Chris Berman to moderate Republican Presidential Punt, Pass, & Kick Competition. 10:43 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
The Trump Effect: ABC plans New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Republican Debate. Dick Clark & Ryan Seacrest to moderate. Carrie Underwood will perform. 10:38 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
After weeks of sex-related rumors, Herman Cain throws in the towel. Press, pundits, and public too skeeved to touch towel. 10:03 AM Dec 4th, 2011 via web
@mjgoldberg You are a fine and honorable man. Clever, too! 11:24 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web in reply to mjgoldberg
@mjgoldberg Beat you by 5 minutes. I expect attribution! 11:20 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web in reply to mjgoldberg
Cain: "I'm at peace with my wife, my wife is at peace with me...but Ginger White is now officially on my shit list." 11:19 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web
The slogan of Herman Cain's political future: None, none, none. 11:14 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web
Herman Cain withdraws. Had he done that 13 years ago, he might still be running for President today. 11:12 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web
Tweeting tip: When you have nothing to say, any tweet that mentions both Donald Trump and Soupy Sales will always fill the gap. 7:15 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web
Source: Newsmax execs selected Donald Trump to host upcoming Repub debate only after learning their first choice, Soupy Sales, was dead. 7:11 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web

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