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KennBlack9

  1. Woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed.* *Nauseated and worshipping the porcelain god.
  2. @tiffleg Theirs are prolly classy with music and butterflies and shit.
  3. 'Sorry, I can't come into work today because last night I was too busy being sad to sleep. No, I probably won't be in tomorrow either.'
  4. @Cliffalus Love you twice!
  5. Nothing like sadness showing up in the middle of the night to punch you in the face.
  6. Throwing myself out of a window because goddamn Billy Joel is playing on my radio and I'm not getting up to turn it off.
  7. I can't even get someone to be my friend based on my internet personality and I'm expected to make someone love me based on the real me?
  8. Funny how my calendar doesn't say it's National Drive Like an Asshole Day and yet...
  9. If I star your dirty tweet consider it an invitation to tell me more.
  10. Bought new sheets but since I'm poor now I could only afford these ones that feel like David Hasselhoff's chest hair. Fuck.
  11. Guys love girls who can't get their shit together and live on chicken strips. At least that's what I tell myself to stop the tears at night.
  12. @jscottwilson I'm pretty sure I had this idea first.