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  1. Bye bye @ppact I love you. 1:44 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. That's not dangerous? I don't think I have any red pants. RT @JessicaValenti: @kendallmck Lure it out with Nantucket Reds or a ribbon belt. 5:56 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  3. There's a wasp in my room. FML. 5:28 PM Nov 8th from web
  4. Um, no. Nobody is making men give up their rights. @earthhealer @kendallmck BUT no matter which way, 50% of Americans are under the bus? 11:48 AM Nov 8th from web
  5. I don't know yet-still deciding! FB Convo is still ongoing. b/t Droid & Tour tho. RT @katharinejoann I got a droid! What did you decide on? 11:39 AM Nov 8th from web
  6. Or maybe I'll cut off their imaginary dicks? @annfriedman @kendallmck Imaginary insurance! Maybe Dems will get re-elected w imaginary votes? 11:36 AM Nov 8th from web
  7. RT @JessicaValenti @annfriedman http://bit.ly/3FlAA3 It's pretty fucking cramped underneath this bus, what with 50% of Americans down here. 11:24 AM Nov 8th from web
  8. Fuck this shit RT @PPNYC Stupak-Pitts will force women 2 purchase a separate single service abortion rider policy.These policies don’t exist 11:21 AM Nov 8th from web
  9. Get off me #threewordsaftersex 11:20 AM Nov 8th from web
  10. Thanks! It took a week, but I finally do feel a teensy bit better. RT @heatherensley @kendallmck that sucks, kendall. feel better, my dear! 11:19 AM Nov 8th from web
  11. I just sneezed 29 times in a row. No joke! I counted! 3:29 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  12. "Freak dancing" is the new Elvis' Pelvis. Evry generation needs its own dance-based moral panic driven by societal fears of sex/ppl of color 1:51 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  13. @friedse nope, not sure. What I AM sure of is that I've had a 100 degree fever and a headache that makes me want to rip my brains out 8:01 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  14. Really universe? Losing my job and getting swine flu, all in one day?! Not funny, broseph! 7:37 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
  15. WIN. RT @SarahKSilverman...asshole 9:38 AM Oct 31st from web
  16. Oh my god, this tweet rules. Well done, mister! @matsiler @kendallmck you got some 'splaining to do http://bit.ly/1oaxl7 9:33 AM Oct 31st from web
  17. @gregwasserstrom has put up with me for a whole year. Props, dude. 9:30 AM Oct 31st from web
  18. Dude! Don't talk about the special list club - it's a secret!..oh, wait..aw damnitt! RT @DougBenson are we allowed to talk about lists yet? 3:09 PM Oct 29th from web
  19. I had ONE goal today: leave work before it gets dark. FAIL FAIL FAIL. 2:03 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. Ah, Sasha Grey. Everyone's favorite violent rape-porn defender. She's empowered! @NineDeuce @kendallmck And modeled by Sasha Grey, no less. 6:22 AM Oct 29th from web