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  1. Bye bye @ppact I love you.
  2. That's not dangerous? I don't think I have any red pants. RT @JessicaValenti: @kendallmck Lure it out with Nantucket Reds or a ribbon belt.
  3. There's a wasp in my room. FML.
  4. Um, no. Nobody is making men give up their rights. @earthhealer @kendallmck BUT no matter which way, 50% of Americans are under the bus?
  5. I don't know yet-still deciding! FB Convo is still ongoing. b/t Droid & Tour tho. RT @katharinejoann I got a droid! What did you decide on?
  6. Or maybe I'll cut off their imaginary dicks? @annfriedman @kendallmck Imaginary insurance! Maybe Dems will get re-elected w imaginary votes?
  7. RT @JessicaValenti @annfriedman http://bit.ly/3FlAA3 It's pretty fucking cramped underneath this bus, what with 50% of Americans down here.
  8. Fuck this shit RT @PPNYC Stupak-Pitts will force women 2 purchase a separate single service abortion rider policy.These policies don’t exist
  9. Get off me #threewordsaftersex
  10. Thanks! It took a week, but I finally do feel a teensy bit better. RT @heatherensley @kendallmck that sucks, kendall. feel better, my dear!
  11. I just sneezed 29 times in a row. No joke! I counted!
  12. "Freak dancing" is the new Elvis' Pelvis. Evry generation needs its own dance-based moral panic driven by societal fears of sex/ppl of color
  13. @friedse nope, not sure. What I AM sure of is that I've had a 100 degree fever and a headache that makes me want to rip my brains out
  14. Really universe? Losing my job and getting swine flu, all in one day?! Not funny, broseph!
  15. WIN. RT @SarahKSilverman...asshole
  16. Oh my god, this tweet rules. Well done, mister! @matsiler @kendallmck you got some 'splaining to do http://bit.ly/1oaxl7
  17. @gregwasserstrom has put up with me for a whole year. Props, dude.
  18. Dude! Don't talk about the special list club - it's a secret!..oh, wait..aw damnitt! RT @DougBenson are we allowed to talk about lists yet?
  19. I had ONE goal today: leave work before it gets dark. FAIL FAIL FAIL.
  20. Ah, Sasha Grey. Everyone's favorite violent rape-porn defender. She's empowered! @NineDeuce @kendallmck And modeled by Sasha Grey, no less.