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  1. Speaking of dogs, @johncmayer, whatever happened to that yorkie???
  2. "Better to have a thick skull than thin skin" - my dad. Wise.
  3. Good chat @JulianneSeubert. To sum up, you intensify my craziness & I'm your California Colleen
  4. "I got to discover myself" - McLovin / "What did you discover?" - Conan O'Brien / "I like to drink lots of alcohol" - McLovin
  5. "I'm renaming you. Your new name is Eeyore Lane" - my dad
  6. Celebrating my 1 yr graduation anniversary by heading back to class... WOOHOO ACCTG!!
  7. "The deliciousness cannot be contained!" - little kid, in the freezer aisle of the grocery store
  8. http://twitpic.com/6y8o5 - Brand new. This guy shorted EVERYTHING.
  9. "The Texas education system is about to school you." - my coworker, amidst a rousing office geography competition
  10. I was just caught blatantly checking out 3 guys in a Prius... What?? Environmentalism is hot!
  11. "We are officially frenemies" - my roommate Julianne, to me
  12. @JulianneSeubert Okay, if you're 38 I'll allow it
  13. Some guy will ask me for your hand in marriage, @JulianneSeubert, and I'll be like ew, sick, no!
  14. Being yelled at by @JulianneSeubert, what else is new. Some choice words: "I'm going to rub it in your f*'ing white face!"
  15. @wanderlusty I'm so sorry, had to go work! If only u guys didn't park in the Himalayas & take crazy treks to get stuff :( Miss you already
  16. Hanging out in Julianne's car in an intersection. Because that's how roll (or not)
  17. I love that once you reach a certain age u'r free to wink indiscriminately. Walking to the coffee bar? 40 yrs of age or older? Wink it out!
  18. heading out for a night at a hooters-esque country bar with my coworkers... should be fun
  19. some scu kid just played me for $25. curse you, scholarship fund!
  20. I just died from heat stroke and came back to life to tweet this