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ikebarinholtz Emerson would have despised you RT @realDonaldTrump "... go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson about 10 hours ago via web in reply to realDonaldTrump Retweeted by KenTremendous and 38 others
robdelaney People throw around the word "hero" too much. Use it for what it's for: a millionaire actor playing a disabled person. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by KenTremendous and 446 others
@giantsfanj @ChelseaVPeretti And there should definitely be a question mark after "grammar." I'd also put a comma after "yourself." about 21 hours ago via web in reply to giantsfanj
@DJ_McCann And looks dreamy doing it. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to DJ_McCann
@giantsfanj @ChelseaVPeretti I'm pretty sure "fucktard" should be one word. I'll check the OED. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to giantsfanj
@ChelseaVPeretti I would say that good grammar is more important than good comedy. Than I wuld say sike!!!!!!!!!! about 21 hours ago via web in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
@ChelseaVPeretti If you *were* a girl you'd stay home and play with your tits all day. Subjunctive. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
@KVanValkenburg Flacco stinks. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to KVanValkenburg
DanaJGould "Witnesses say a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man kept eating & growled at police officers." Who guessed Florida? Congrats 2:14 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by KenTremendous and 148 others
mulaney 2 RECAP: David Lee Roth is a rockstar. Lee David Roth is a serial killer. Lee Roth is a mystery writer. And David Roth is a CAA Agent. 8:07 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by KenTremendous and 165 others
@nprmonkeysee Cupcake messages is how I choose to make all of my trenchant social commentary. 6:06 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nprmonkeysee
@jenstatsky I have to leave my house but please write 1000 more of these jokes before I get back in 20 minutes. 5:52 PM May 27th via web in reply to jenstatsky
@jenstatsky FYI, truTVMissouriFUNSHOWZ1080p is showing "Bundt Anything," a 2002 parody of "Say Anything" written by three old sous-chefs. 5:50 PM May 27th via web in reply to jenstatsky
@nprmonkeysee Good God. Are you serious? 5:44 PM May 27th via web in reply to nprmonkeysee
@jenstatsky "Bundt I Think It's Worth It" is on StarzChicagoLo-ResMAGIX! on Saturday afternoons. That's a whole different package. 5:42 PM May 27th via web in reply to jenstatsky
@jenstatsky It's annoying. You have to buy the E!BonusAMPlus package -- $14.44/month, and it's only broadcast on your car's side mirrors. 5:36 PM May 27th via web in reply to jenstatsky
@jenstatsky Have you not seen "A-bundt-ance of Cakes" on E!AfternoonPaxHD? (Tuesdays at 6:50 AM.) 5:24 PM May 27th via web in reply to jenstatsky
I love cupcakes and cupcake origin stories. Why isn't there any TV programming for me? Oh -- hang on. There are 38 shows about that. 5:18 PM May 27th via web
nvasconcelos @KenTremendous Pirates this year: .216/.269/.341. Pirates minus McCutchen: .202/.247/.290. So, Cutch plus eight, what, Henry Blancos? 3:53 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone from Baltimore, MD in reply to KenTremendous Retweeted by KenTremendous and 6 others
@alexhanly The A's are terrible. 4:03 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexhanly