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KenOstroff

@Vanessa_Brooks @deenafla Dreaming of myself farting and drinking? Sure, why not. 1 minute ago via web in reply to Vanessa_Brooks
@deenafla @vanessa_brooks Sorry, I'll make sure you're included on my depravity list moving forward. #TwitterRockStar 6 minutes ago via web in reply to deenafla
@zynjan_V6 Cool! Did you like it? 11 minutes ago via web in reply to zynjan_V6
My wife better win at mahjong, or else I'm going to drink too much scotch and have terrible gas in bed tonight. Oh, hi @Vanessa_Brooks! 11 minutes ago via web
Best Idol recap moment in history: @MichaelSlezakTV calling Jlo a "Stupid skank" on Idology. You rule, dude! youtube.com/watch?v=hDnHcO… 24 minutes ago via web
Now up to #11 on the Singer/Songwriter charts, Crystal Bowersox - Once Upon a Time ... - EP - itun.es/isk2xc #iTunes 41 minutes ago via Tweet Button
KellKell30MSVP Buy your self a copy of the fantastic new EP Once Upon A Time by @crystalbowersox. Download your copy at itunes.com don't wait. about 1 hour ago via web Retweeted by KenOstroff
9 new adds for Stefano...Wow, not too shabby. He might be going places. Sadly, Haley got bageled for Free. Wonder what's next for our girl? about 1 hour ago via web
@HaleySlaysIt @haleysgrrrowl Usually leaving a big label gives the artist more control. Whatever happens will be for the best. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HaleySlaysIt
@HaleysGrrrowl A Grammy would be fantastic. Would love it if she's nominated for one. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to HaleysGrrrowl
@HaleysGrrrowl I just hope she's happy, well respected and makes great music. Remember, a lot of megastars lead tragic lives. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to HaleysGrrrowl
@HaleySlaysIt @HaleysGrrrowl Que sera, sera...whatever will be will be. The music is what matters to me. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to HaleySlaysIt
DivaDonnaMSVP @JSteckTOLNews Hey Crystal Bowersox EP Once Upon A Time is out on amazon & itunes for download! Amazon already sold out of hard copies! about 5 hours ago via web in reply to JSteckTOLNews Retweeted by KenOstroff and 1 other
@HaleysGrrrowl If they did she'd still catch on with a someone and make great music. My girl Crystal released an EP today sans label. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to HaleysGrrrowl
@Taithleach Eh, I'm not concerning myself with numbers. That's Idol competition bullshit. It's just about enjoying the music. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Taithleach
Not the numbers Haley or Interscope wanted to see, but I'm taking solace in knowing it's a great fucking album....sales be damned. about 5 hours ago via web
@mdoolittle Hey, don't let @Slezak sleeze out of giving you the malaria charity check he owes! about 5 hours ago via web in reply to mdoolittle
HDD FINAL: #16. Haley Reinhart - 19,100 hitsdailydouble.com/sales/salescht… about 5 hours ago via web
@HaleyReinhart Spiderweb gonna be the death of me, but what a way to goooo... about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@lyndseyparker Check out @crystalbowersox's new EP "Once Upon a Time". Pristine vocals and no bullshit. itunes.apple.com/us/album/once-… about 6 hours ago via web in reply to lyndseyparker

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