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KenJennings

  1. DID YOU KNOW? The daddy longlegs is *not* actually a spider, according to the most boring guy at this barbecue!
  2. Everyone my age has been a feminist since summer '83 when the leader of the Rebel Alliance turned out to be that red-headed lady.
  3. "Boy is our face red!!!" --new Florida tourism slogan
  4. Sext: I am Leonard Maltin. U r the films of underrated silent-era funnyman Harry Langdon and I appreciate you over & over in great depth.
  5. Seriously, dog owners at the park, how am I supposed to address your dog if I can't see its genitals?
  6. My "Maphead" thing on @CNTraveler today: "Potato Creek": the last newly-discovered river ever added to U.S. maps. cntraveler.com/daily-traveler…
  7. So mad about Syria I thought about doing something to my avatar but this R2-D2 one is cute and new so sorry Syria I guess.
  8. @MaryUngrangsee wow, you got her to follow you on Twitter? SO JEALOUS
  9. I think I need a new life couch.
  10. RT if you're ovulating
  11. That's pretty cool of the guys in every beer ad to invite exactly one black friend to watch the game with them.
  12. a/s/l? RT @EmLiebtag: My toddler stole my phone, took a pic of my knee and tried to tweet it to @KenJennings
  13. "On your left, politically!" --Seattle bikes
  14. why wont the kids finish their fruit pleather
  15. nature abhors a vacuum salesman, he's always like let me in nature I'll do one room absolutely free but then he just doesn't leave
  16. When I run the media, "blue" and "red" states will be renamed "Crate & Barrel" and "Cracker Barrel" states.
  17. NO not all the fat wizards go to Hufflepuff that's totally fat-wizardist.
  18. I ate so much food tonight that I'm having trouble breathing and also I have a slight Southern accent.
  19. I guess Lena Dunham is too busy with Girls to play Theon's sister on Game of Thrones anymore. :(
  20. Guess my wife's on Twitter now?RT @reykjavikulous I dont think @KenJennings is anywhere near as funny as @KenJennings thinks @KenJennings is