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  1. My 11-year-olds saw their 1st movie without a parent. Partly because they're old enough, but mostly because I'm not on team Edward or Jacob.
  2. Well I'm stuffed. I think I'll be okay... unless my wife soaks me in brine tomorrow morning and preheats the oven.
  3. Wishing a Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends. And to those with indigenous ancestors, sorry about the Syphilis.
  4. @supergrrl7 I find it very suspicious that your blog breaks at the same time the world needs to see your bad haircut.
  5. @mahrtian Coverage is okay because we overnight in a couple of college towns. I just need 2G to tweet.
  6. Is it sad that after I found out where the 2010 Great Ohio Bicycle Adventure route was, I checked AT&T's website for cell phone coverage?
  7. After four trips around the frozen food aisles, I found the Uncrustables hiding above the frozen spinach & artichoke cheese dip. Why there?
  8. While raking leaves with my 7-year-old, "Why do they call water 'dew'? Cause 'dew' sounds like 'cow pie.'"
  9. @oklota I said the Milky Way. I'm a narcissist.
  10. My daughter just asked me for the name of my favorite universe.
  11. You know, if I were a fruit fly in my office building, I probably wouldn't choose to raise my fly family in the engineering dept men's room.
  12. Not upset that this week's Netflix-on-a-treadmill movie was only 75 minutes long.
  13. Stranger called my cell phone and responsed to my "Hello?" with "Hey, girl!" I think I may need to work on my sonorous male voice.
  14. Marissa had her fall concert at school. Katie liked the 40s classic song "Boogie Woogie Beluga Boy."
  15. Just got first AT&T cell phone bill. I'm sure I'll have to talk down my wife after she sees the $442.34 total.
  16. In the Android/iPhone smartphone war, who are the "Jets" and who are the "Sharks?" My developer friends are rapidly choosing sides.
  17. My wife reports that after eating a rubber spider, our cat threw up two legs. She hopes the other legs don't obstruct going other route.
  18. Rode 7.57 mi on route 'Work Commute', in 28 mins 48 secs (avg: 15.77 mph) on my Road bike. Slept in until sunrise. Forgot brain bucket!
  19. @supergrrl7 Can't cogently respond in under 140 characters. So I guess I'll leave it be. Looking forward to you next unrelated blog topic.
  20. @dgregor Gak. I'm an object oriented programmer. Can't stand a game where every card is an "if" statement.