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KemperJones

  1. Bullpellets #PelletsAreTheNewShit
  2. Kids are in bed. Sorry wife, Gotham needs me again. @RocksteadyGames #ArkhamCity #HarleyQuinsRevenge
  3. Its so friggin' cool that not only is a guy from Lockport one of the biggest stars in @WWE, but he's also now on a video game cover. @CMPunk
  4. That @WWE '13 cover says Attitude. #RAW
  5. A singles break for @HEELZiggler? Could we be seeing FACEZiggler, soon?
  6. Promo of a lifetime to open @WWE #RAW from @WWETheBigShow tonight.
  7. Oh, its always "The darkest day in @WWE history.", @MichaelCole. How many times have I heard that one from you? #RAW #GDYC @MattIGN
  8. I skipped through the #MemorialDay opening on @WWE #RAW with the DVR. Does that make me an asshole? #ThatsAnEpisode
  9. Laine has a yogurt addiction intervention. #ThatsAnEpisode
  10. Do you know how many matches you've worked, or even have a list? If not, what would you estimate? @ShawnMichaels
  11. You're full of pellets. #PelletsAreTheNewShit
  12. To live without common sense and rational thought seems like a lot of fun. Too bad I have a conscience.
  13. Best Words To Hear - "The winner of this match, and new World Wrestling Federation Champion..." @howardfinkel @WWE
  14. Best Words To Hear - Pellets #PelletsAreTheNewShit
  15. "Pellets on a shingle." - @girlryanoOo #PelletsAreTheNewShit
  16. That's a lot of pellets. #PelletsAreTheNewShit
  17. Pile of pellets. #pelletsarethenewshit
  18. Who came up with these pellets? #PelletsAreTheNewShit