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kellysimmons

  1. However, I do not have a secret Kill Then Eat List. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. Oh, please. Don't we ALL have a secret kill list? about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @everynothing The Grape Maillots of Wrath about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to everynothing
  4. Summer Rules: Your children will never understand why such a delicious drink is named after a golfer. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. Summer Rules: Every day above 85 degrees, you will complain about the heat. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. Ah, Bikinis at grocery store, from @pagesix nyp.st/K9N06e Hellacious in the frozen food aisle. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. @marc_schuster @sjhaurin great -- should we meet at the Place Formerly Known as Yeats? Or are you haunting elsewhere? about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to marc_schuster
  8. @haverfordguy red, white, blue, and . . .rum? about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to haverfordguy
  9. @everynothing yeah, it's 101 here. Ain't nobody cookin! 1:53 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to everynothing
  10. @sjhaurin how about tues or thurs, the 5th or the 7th? 1:41 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to sjhaurin
  11. @AmyRBromberg Drinking while working would at least make it seem like a holiday! 1:36 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to AmyRBromberg
  12. @everynothing Oh I'm sure you have something yummy already made . . . 1:36 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to everynothing
  13. Will someone bring me a mojito while you're up? 1:24 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  14. RT @ByRozMorris: 'Music for telling the darkest secrets' @kellysimmons revises her novel to @snowpatrolband ht.ly/b6xxZ 1:02 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  15. @sjhaurin yeah, I have been a little scattered. Lots of illness/medical drama. Need drink soon. 12:57 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to sjhaurin
  16. @Ryan_Smith25 thanks ryan! 12:56 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to Ryan_Smith25
  17. I've given up a few things to fit more writing in. Watching The Bachelorette. teaching workshops, volunteering at school. Showering. 2:03 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @sjhaurin oh crap. I had it in my calendar for tomorrow!!!! 3:32 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sjhaurin