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KellyPRobertson

My grandpa was senile. He’d sit me down and say, “Wait here, I’ve got something important to tell you.” then forget and go take a nap. ~ KPR 2 minutes ago via HootSuite
When my son, Colt, was 4 & trying to be just like me in trying to tell me I made him laugh hard, he'd say, "You crap me up, Dad!" ~ KPR 12 minutes ago via HootSuite
MAN 2 WOMAN: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. WOMAN 2 MAN: You wear pants don't you? 22 minutes ago via HootSuite
Half the people you know are below average. ;-) [If you had to think about this one too much... LOL] ~ KPR 32 minutes ago via HootSuite
An insane asylum patient shouted, "I am George Washington, God told me so!" Just then another patient screamed back "I did not!" 42 minutes ago via HootSuite
If Monday can be rough, sometimes, then the Tuesday after a three day weekend can be even rougher… Here’s help; JOKES. :-) ~ KPR about 1 hour ago via HootSuite
As usual, I've pre-scheduled my tweets and I am turning in. Thanks for all the retweets, replies, and follows. Have a HAPPY DAY. :-) about 1 hour ago via web
@nelly2112 Thanks for following me, Neil. I look forward to our following each other. I’m following you, now. Kelly about 1 hour ago via web
@TheLizbeth10 Thanks for following me, Liz. I look forward to our following each other. I’m following you, now. Kelly about 2 hours ago via web
@PrincessofBurgh Thanks for following me, Angie. I look forward to our following each other. I’m following you, now. Kelly about 2 hours ago via web
@janoid That's funny, we were writing to each other the same instant. Very good to know you. Thanks for the compliment, yours are excellent! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to janoid
janoid @KellyPRobertson Following back, Kelly! Thanks for following me! Your tweets are great! Have a great evening! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to KellyPRobertson Retweeted by KellyPRobertson
@janoid Great to connect with you, Jan. Thanks for following me back. I look forward to getting to know you better. Kelly about 2 hours ago via web
@moha_doha Thanks for the RT. Please see my blog regarding the best and most beneficial way to RETWEET and why. ow.ly/8lIrp :-) about 2 hours ago via web in reply to moha_doha
@janoid Thanks for the Retweet, Jan. I look forward to our following each other. I’m following you, now. Kelly about 2 hours ago via web
@childofthe70 Thanks for the Retweet, Luly. I look forward to our following each other. I’m following you, now. Kelly about 2 hours ago via web
@hotsteelers Thanks for the Retweet, Elli. I look forward to our following each other. I’m following you, now. Kelly about 2 hours ago via web
@GinaValley Thanks for the RT. Please see my blog regarding the best and most beneficial way to RETWEET and why. ow.ly/8lIrp :-) about 2 hours ago via web in reply to GinaValley
@WandaSLima Goodnight, Wanda, my sweet friend. :-) about 2 hours ago via web in reply to WandaSLima
WandaSLima @KellyPRobertson Good night my friend! about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by KellyPRobertson

Name Kelly Paul Robertson
Location East Coast
Web http://kellypaulr...
Bio I've been a rock-singer-songwriter, a cert. psychology teacher, a tennis teaching pro, a Porsche salesman, & a trader in the stock market. Let's Tweet! :-)