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KellyMareeAh

When is it my turn to be David Bowie? about 7 hours ago via web
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. about 8 hours ago via web
The tedium of coursework is stifling my urge to dance mindlessly. about 16 hours ago via web
I found my sister watching Toddlers & Tiaras on her own the other day... is this your doing, @PaigeAtyeo? about 17 hours ago via web
NotDylanMoran You are alive at this moment. You are not dead right now. You exist. How are you not ecstatic? about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by KellyMareeAh and 226 others
My tickets are booked for Bristol. BUY IN THE BOOZE, @PaigeAtyeo, THE IRISH ARE COMING! 10:07 AM May 28th via web
"Don't try and justify your pot belly." - Ma. 10:00 AM May 28th via web
I watch Juno every time I get pregnant. 7:47 AM May 28th via web
I just want a boyfriend, you know, one with a face. 2:02 PM May 27th via web
Everybody cheer up! youtube.com/watch?v=dEAeoq… 1:28 PM May 27th via web
"Kelly, why are you so happy? Don't say you're not, you're listening to The Cure!" - Ma. 1:20 PM May 27th via web
FrankieMcGinty I hear the patter of tiny feet. How do you kill leprechauns? 9:12 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by KellyMareeAh and 4 others
Esmeralda would kick the shit out of Cinderella. #TheHunchbackOfNotreDame 8:47 AM May 27th via web
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong making lovely sounds nnick-andopolis.tumblr.com/post/238230144… 5:33 AM May 27th via web
"BUT WHERE ARE MY ABS?" - me, after doing five sit-ups. 5:28 AM May 27th via web
Am I shamelessly dancing to Culture Club naked from the waste down? Maybe. 4:55 AM May 27th via web
One of the most homoerotic videos ever. You LAV it. youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jna… 4:47 AM May 27th via web
@TomPRS22 Look, Tom, it's a tree bum! 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mc9x5… 4:24 AM May 27th via web in reply to TomPRS22
I just don’t trust people who don’t like Led Zeppelin. 4:10 AM May 27th via web
When the weather is like this it's socially acceptable to drink beer for breakfast, right guys? Right?! 4:06 AM May 27th via web

Name Kelly Maria
Location Stephen Fry's arms.
Web http://fraochun.t...
Bio I'm an 'indecisive compulsive' - I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now. I love music. I love language. I love vodka (unrequited). Spinster.